Scary blog on a Meadow

Hm.

2010-08-21T03:11:00.000+02:00

I'm typing this when drunk so don't mind my English. Remember I'm Norwegian.

I woke up today with a smile. How many times can you honestly say you did that unless it was because of a good dream? Few I imagine.
Well, I never do that. But today I did. Yeah, contradiction sure.

Why did I do that? Well, I'm leaving in 2 days and I went out today with my friends. I loved it and it was great. Fuck, I'm so drunk I can't feel my hands. I think I had more than 2/3 of a bottle with Captain Morgan and I'm not used to drinking.

That's it.

Eh?

2010-08-13T02:25:00.000+02:00

A slightly different blog will be found here: http://d-v.tumblr.com/ . Please follow instructions found at the top there. I dare you. I double dog dare you. Yeah that's right.

Headline

2010-08-12T23:59:00.000+02:00

So my fish died a few days ago. 4 days to be exact, I found him pale, bloated and stone dead at the bottom of his tank the 8th. He had been eating less for weeks and after I changed his water, he just began hanging in the surface and hit himself and everything. I'm kinda glad he died rather than suffer for too long. Even though it was too quickly. Bettas are supposed to live for years.

Aye, Edgar was a good little fish with much more personality than I ever would imagine a stupid fish could have.

What is it with all my pets and having terrible early deaths even though I care for them as much as I can? My hamster died of a tumour the size of his entire body coming out of his side. Hmm.

In loving memory, Edgar will be missed.

So, that otta the way...

I've started planning on packing for school now. I've got most of what I need and now I just have to not forget anything. FINGERS CROSSED! That would really suck.

What else is there.. hmm. Oh yes! My friend Stephen made himself a blog, go read that and support the newbies. :3

Woot!

2010-08-05T01:40:00.003+02:00

Rain woke me up in the morning. Way earlier than I'm used to wake up. My mother had made me get up extra early to go shopping. It ended well though, got a few new clothes and a camera! Wooo! A Canon EOS 500D. Here are some pictures:
(click them)

Stress

2010-07-23T05:19:00.000+02:00

Through a number of happenings, it seems that I will be going to a kind of university college in Norway called called "høgskole". It's a kind of independent institution that provides tertiary education for those that have the money and (recently added) are 18 years of age or older. The price can vary from 15 to 30 000 NOK, that's about 4833.88 USD. About half of it will be covered by the Norwegian State Educational Loan Fund, Norway is great that way. Wiki says that "Lånekassen's" "system is aimed at making higher education available to everyone, regardless of their place of residence within Norway, their age, sex or economic and social status." Yay!

Anyway, so I'll probably go to this place about 7km (hour by train) from Lillehammer, and about the same length the other way from Oslo. (If you zoom out and pull up north, you'll find Tromsø, my city, far up..) I'll be 615.861 miles from home.

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So I'm pretty scared going, packing my life in a suitcase and leave home and everything. I'll have to leave Edgar too and he's not even a year old. He'll probably live when I come home, betta fishes are nice like that but still. I'll miss him a lot. As well as everything else.. I can't bring my screen or my speakers so my laptop will be a pain and constantly without sound. How am I supposed to play music if I'm walking around the room? Eh, it'll sort out.

The course I wanna take is called "Photo, glass, silver and clay" and at first I thought it sounded weird and really odd - who'd put those together?? But after a little I got pretty excited about it. The class doesn't expect the student to know anything about any of it, just to show the enthusiasm and interest to learn. The downside is that I need to buy a single-lens reflex camera. I'd pick a digital of course. I've wanted to get one for a looong time, but now there's no way around.

It's almost certain that I get in, they have single rooms available and mom checked early today (they have double rooms but I really do need a single..), and if I send my ap due this weekend, I'll be there.

But! IT STARTS IN 3 WEEKS! OMG!!! And to think I didn't even consider going to a høgskole only days before that. It's all a bit big to me.

But I wanna go. It'll be my first time alone and it'll be a great and important experience for me, plus I get to work with things I love to do. I haven't worked with metals but always wanted, glass blowing WILL be interesting, I know that for sure. And I love clay and I am eager to learn more photo.

Let's see how it turns out, hm? I might create a new account on my other Gmail and start a blog purely for school that I let my family read. Don't want to let them know about this one, so that's why I won't create a third blog here.

Now if you will excuse me, I've got quivering in excitement and shivering in terror to do. Good night.

HOT!

2010-07-12T23:00:00.000+02:00

It's so warm outside and still the weather is shitty. Just rain and/or bad temperatures. It's record hot all over south Norway, Sweden and Europe... but not here.

However, I woke up a few nights ago with cold toes and chilly shoulders. My, was it FANTASTIC to feel the warm duvet and embrace its comfortable warmth for once and not toss it off in the middle of another sweaty night.

I hope this repeats.

Nerd Acid

2010-06-26T02:13:00.000+02:00

So I've been typing about on my new blog some and it's fun and all. When I've got stuff to blog about. So I guess it's the same as this one in a way.

I'm enjoying very much not having school any more. Though I bet I need to get out soon or I'll get paranoid.

Hmm I've changed back to Firefox again, by the way. For all the annoying little things drove me insane, and more of them would come. Like how the search engine at the top right didn't work. And I did try anything and everything to fix it. Reinstall and stuff. So no. Not again.

Uhm.. I'm just typing as I think of stuff now.

I've, mostly because of the blog, taken some time reading up on Draenei (Eredar) history. Or their part of the Warcraft lore. Needless to say, if you think of it, if it wasn't for them... The MMORPG known as WoW wouldn't have happened. They lead the badie to Azeroth. Hah.

I also drew a mummy for Jeremy for his game. I don't particularly like it all that much, the arm and other proportions are all off and I suck at faces and hands and perspective. But eh, I drew it and he loved it. He made me put it on deviantART and stuff. So there. Fav, comment and subscribe.
It was real fun drawing a mummy though. First time ever. Also, I wanted it to be a little genuine so I had to draw a skeleton also. There's a skeleton sketch under all the bandages and stuff. I swear.

I can't think of anything else right now.
Oh!

Blizzard finally caught up with the Steam wave and they now have a thing called Real ID where you can be Real friends with others and talk to them cross alignment, realm (server) and even game (If you're playing other Blizzard games). That way you can just check what game [name of friend] is playing, what character (including class, location and level information), and so on. It's pretty cool.

Alt blog update

2010-06-14T18:42:00.000+02:00

Hi! More news about the blog I mentioned earlier. We're not both blogging as our characters, both
Grim and Stormos will let people know how they feel on their journey. I also posted a thread about it in the official WoW forums. The RolePlay forum. Someone actually read it! That's nice. I hope to get a little publicity, because I think of this as our "art" in a way and we want to share that and amuse others... Yeah.

Ads! D:

2010-06-12T01:04:00.001+02:00

A friend of mine just made a blog and I'd like to point it out:
http://grimshadodiary.blogspot.com/
Just so you know.

It's his RP rogue that he plays with my shaman (will be mentioned in the diary). Stormos is a very bright and lively character, very friendly, kind and helpful. He's a herbalist and he likes his elekk mounts (elephants). Grim tries to be dark and mysterious.
When we roleplay them, Grim will sneak ahead to pickpocket something and then I'll just jump right in with my fat huge blue frame and blast them with a bright fireball, attracting everything remotely close to us.
I also, a long time ago, decided that Stormos wanted to name his elekks. The purple one is Pinkey, the green one is Bruno and the blue one is going to be named by Grim but he hasn't decided yet.
Of course, Storm is a lot more intelligent and smart than Grim gives him credit for. He's not half as clumsy either. But this is written in Grim's perspective...

Go ahead and read the blog. You'll love it.

Should I stay or should I go?

2010-05-30T18:31:00.001+02:00

"Mediation broke down Thursday afternoon between municipal employers and unions representing their workers, meaning that many schools and day care centers will shut down around Norway from Friday. The strikers were joined later by nearly 1,000 hospital workers even though state officials came to terms with unions earlier in the day. Negotiations in Oslo were continuing."

Read the whole article here.

So because of this, I missed my first our of 4 exams that I'm supposed to have. It's a nice thing cause of all the stress exams cause but on the other hand, one usually does better on an exam than on little tests and papers, right? So I'm not sure how I feel about this whole thing.

There's no information about school tomorrow. The negotiations will start Monday and before then we don't have any teachers. So unless they come to terms on the minute, we won't have anyone to teach us. So do we have to show up? I will, I think, if others come too. I'd rather get up early and go and come back again than to miss a day after all.

My apologies II

2010-05-27T12:12:00.003+02:00

Continuation of the post I did earlier today!

Let's see, what else have I done lately.
Yes! I grew tired of Firefox and I never really did any research on the web browsers available today, so I decided to install and try out Opera. I have used it for a few weeks and I like it very much! I like the extra space it gives me, the simple and clever design, the mouse movement actions and not to mention the ad blocker that you can control yourself. Better that FF by far. But there are still a few things that bothers me...
For one, I hate how I have to click at least two times for Opera to play a YouTube video. I know it sounds like I'm picky but it's very annoying when you play a playlist or something and then have to click and make a fuss just to play then when they're really supposed to play automatically. I just don't understand how I can change it/fix it...
I also miss the quick bookmark button FF had. In the URL FF had a little star or other icon (depending on theme/skin) and when you hit it, the page would get saved in "Unsorted Bookmarks". I LOVED that feature, and Opera only lets you save URL's by going into the bookmark menu and then save it and then choose where you wanna save it. It's annoying and takes 10 times as much energy and time.
Another thing is the ad blocking. Sure, it works and lets you customize it quite easily, but unlike Adblock from FF, it leaves big empty spaces where the ads should be, resulting in the YouTube lists being shortened and all sorts of very VERY annoying things.

Left: what it should look like. Right: what it does look like.

It's impossible to scroll in the video list now, I have to click the arrows. Why? Because if I wanna access the video below the lowest one visible, and scroll down one notch, the video I want to click disappears over the top one. There's just not enough room! Very, very annoying. Not to mention that I have to click-start all the videos after I click them in the menu because of that thing I mentioned earlier.

Does anyone know how I can fix these little thorns in this otherwise wonderful web browser? Argh!

Furthermore, I got a new cellphone. Norway (Scandinavia in general) is far ahead on the cellphone front because of the cellphone producers. When we had GPS and step counting features in our phones, the coolest one in America could barely take a blurry picture. So this is the phone everyone has got right now, and the one I bought myself.

The reason is that my old one broke. It broke down and I needed a new one and a long time ago I decided I wanted to get a touch screen phone next. I didn't know I had to get a new one this early. I planned on having my old one at least a few more years.
My phone looks like the one seen above, but I have removed the yellow back and replaced it with a black identical one. So it's got yellow buttons on the side and a red camera, but a black back and front.

I like it a lot. It has a few very nice features. Like a desktop that's the screen x3 in with, so you can use your finger to pan between them and put out shortcuts and notepads and menus.

This is the desktop image I am using. It's metal.

I don't feel like talking more about my new phone though. Feel free to google it if you wanna.

My apologies

2010-05-27T11:14:00.001+02:00

I wasn't even able to maintain my blogging about the russ period... I'm sorry about that!
Not that you missed much, it was only a few parties and going out to clubs and such. I did get a few knots in the end but nothing that was worth mentioning in particular. I think I counted 20 in the end.

I posted a picture some time ago of my ear. The reason I did this is because I was quite excited about my new piercing that I did in both ears; the conch piercing. That's the one inside the ear rather than in the lobe.
It was the most painful body modification I've done so far. And I've got 10 piercings and a tattoo. I'm literally scared of getting another piercing after this! I won't go into details on how it was. Let's just say Jenny felt her hand slowly crumble away while I got them...
Wahrheit asked me in the comments if I had managed to take that picture myself. The answer is no, Jenny did right after I got them. I took some myself later too, just the same, only with poorer lighting and they all ended up blurry or in an angle that showed off my nasty inner ear.
Quite proud of them though. They've stopped hurting and crusting has come to a minimum.
Don't know what I wanna do when they're healed, (can take anywhere between 2 months and 2 years when it comes to pure cartilage piercings) may get a circular barbell, but I'm not sure if it'll be too much with the ones I have already.

What do you think? Ah decisions, decisions...

Whenever I get into a conversation about long-lasting effects when it comes to piercings, I always say that I only do body modification that can be hidden or removed without a big fuss. I have a tattoo (check my page for the tattoo blog), but it's behind my right shoulder so if anyone sees it, it's because I chose to wear something that would show it off. And truthfully, when I am 90 years of age and someone sees it, it's not the first thing they'll react on (probably). My most "scary" piercings are my lip rings. But the lip is made of a very special tissue and if I remove them, the holes will close in a very very short time and finally heal, leaving in the worst case nothing but a very very small spot that can be mistaken for a freckle. And as long as I don't stretch my ears, I can just remove the jewelry or use "normal" jewelry and no one will suspect a thing.

More to come, it's lunchtime!

2010-05-14T20:54:00.000+02:00

...

2010-05-13T02:47:00.002+02:00

And I did.

Tripple the blog, tripple the... content?

2010-05-12T19:05:00.001+02:00

Today my entire school gathered for the great exam drawing. Every year around this time, all classes may or may not be drawn at random for a subject they have that year. Last year I got picked with a few others for an art exam. I didn't do very well. Today my entire class was drawn for New Norwegian, Thur-Fri 28th.

Which isn't the worst one I guess but after I got my mock exam results from a few weeks back, I'm not so sure. Our grade system ranges from 1-6 and the gap between a 5 and a 6 is much greater than between a 3 and a 4. I got a 2. And now my final exam is on the very same subject. Things aren't looking too bright right now.

I can't help but to feel like it's all part of this... fog that's been around my head for a few months. The last month or so being the worst so far. It's like I am constantly drunk or high, without the downs (or ups for that matter). Someone can tell me when their bus arrives at my stop and then tell me why they couldn't make an earlier one. And even if I repeat the time in my head and mutter it while listening to them, I forget after less than a minute. And I can't write such things down and listen to someone at the same time either. It's frustrating to say the least!

I've also tried to exercise my brain and memory, but it doesn't seem to help any.

It has also affected my school work - like today we had a history test which in my opinion really is all about remembering facts. For the first time in my life, I was able to keep interest in what I read in those two chapters in the book yesterday. I read and read, tried to remember and darn me, I could remember why the Berlin Wall was built. I was so happy! And then when the time came to do the test, I could barely write down one page when you're expected to write around four...

I've talked to a few friends about this and some suggested I have had too much alcohol. And yes, it kinda feels like I'm constantly tipsy but without the positive effects it gives, like good moods and looser behaviour. Eero suggested it might be something bothering me from my past. And I can't blame him, I didn't exactly grow up in a field of flowers a bright sunny day, but I can't think of any reason why it should affect me this way. Not now.

Let's take a look at my current life.
Positive things:

The russ period, doing stuff, going out, meet people and be with friends
Good weather
No exams for a while
No more history tests
Soon finished with ALL school work
Soon finished with school
Socially doing very well and enjoying it

Negative things:

Bad grades on tests
Disappointed in capability to remember
Frustration
No job

As you can see, nothing major, nothing special about it. I haven't had any thoughts or emotions lately that might have triggered it either. It's all a bit confusing.

And that was what I was thinking today as I was walking to the bus stop, going home from school. I often imagine what I would be writing in my blog at times like these.
I then saw a man running passed me and then the bus came. I could make it to the stop in time if I ran... so naturally, I did.

Something dropped from my pocket and I kicked it along the road and run passed it. Shit. It was my cellphone and now it was spread in a few pieces on the ground. I ran to pick it up and then went for the bus as fast as my little fat legs can carry me. I am SURE the bus driver saw me, they have a huge mirror to check such things. And I was only like 8 feet away from the door when he slowly started to drive away. I missed the bus and my cellphone has been damaged even more than before.

I also noticed I had lost my little cellphone dangle-thing. It was a designer frog made of pure silver, a gift from my father's mother. I bet it was worth at least $40 and I loved that little frog. It was adorable! Of course I ran back to look for it, but no such luck.

Screw it all. Tonight I'll be going out with my class to a new club. I shall drink. Drink a lot.

P. S.: Upon further inspection, my cellphone's speaker has now stopped working.

Knot updates and more

2010-05-08T16:45:00.001+02:00

Hey guys, look what I made (coded). Hover over it for noodly goodness.

So I've taken a little time to check my knots done and this is what I found out:

I've done 12 knots so far, and what I can hang in my hat for doing them is...
- Knot (for staying up 24 hours, more like 32 because I took a nap the afternoon I started and had to wait till 7:30 pm.)
- Ruler (for sitting under the table)
- Safetypin (for asking a fellow russ' parent about sex tips)
- Champagne glass in plastic (stand up and say "cheers" every 5 minutes)
- Piece of rope (for being tied to a fellow russ one day)
- Heart cut in school paper (I think that means lined paper you get for tests) (for flirting with a teacher in class and thank him/her for yesterday)
- Q-tip (for sitting with a finger in my ear)
- Bonbon boob (candy) (for having a member of the main russ board sign my boob)
- Tampon (for drinking a gallon with a tampon in each cheek)
- Russ card (being a slave for another russ for a day, the card has to be the "master's")
- Cross (saying "hallelujah" to everything the teacher says)
- Bus table (for starting a sing-along on the bus)

Useless? Yes. So? :D

I also got my "first real follower" on this blog, which is pretty cool and I admit it gives me a little motivation to keep blogging. Wahrheit did a google search for Russ and found me, then liked my posts. Shoutout to you!

I can't think of anything more to add right now. Yeah! My class made me, no, forced me, into creating a Facebook account. I did. And now my little mafia is growing nicely. :P We're 6 now! Wooo we r teh best.

Today is the Day

2010-05-05T17:55:00.002+02:00

Today is the day for me and my friends to share our love for corny bad music and attend the best concert of the year; VENGABOYS!!!

It's going to be great, I know it will! I also hear good words about the two Swedish DJ's coming as well.

My knots so far:

Buy lunch for a member of the russ committee
Get up in class and say "cheers" every 5 min for one class
Get a member of the main russ committee to sign my boob
Say "hallelujah" to everything the teacher says for one class
Knock on the janitor's door and run
Sit under your desk for one class
Have a finger in your ear for one class

Knots!

2010-05-03T18:23:00.001+02:00

Okay, after a long time translating the 200 knots (and giving up after a little), I bring you the complete list of the 100 country-wide knots and 100 local region knots!

Word list:
Medruss = fellow russ
Anything about Russians or Russia = probably a russ
An hour = Could mean one class
Plast = plastic
Eli Hagen = politician that drove down the castle stairs in her car a few years ago. Made a big fuzz with LOTS of people making fun of it.
Lars Monsen = Norwegian man equal to (and better than) Chuck Norris (srsly, google it)

If you have any questions, please post it in the comments and I shall help the best I can... Or you could just google it.

§ 1 - Knot
24 hours (86,400 seconds) without sleep

§ 2 - BLACK bow
72 hours (three days) without sleep

§ 3 - HUMAK BUTTON
Join Russes Humanitarian Action

§ 4 - Lollipop
Hand out russ cards to children in a hospital when sober

§ 5 - Ruler
Sit under a desk for a whole lesson

§ 6 - Safety pin
Request sex tips from the mother of a fellow russ

§ 7 - A crust of bread
Use bread as shoes for a whole day of school

§ 8 – Popsicle stick
Swimming outside before May 1st

§ 9 – Beer cap
Drink a case of 0.33 L in 24 hours (may be a health hazard and should not be performed if you
do not have experience with alcohol)

§ 10 - A lipstick
Get the autograph and phone number from 10 people you've made out with

§ 11 - Dandelion
Shopping environmental quota to the bus / car

§ 12 - MONOPOLY-SLIP
5 minute pole dance on a lamp post, in a crowded place

§ 13 - Can Splinter
Drink a pint while sitting / standing and peeing

§ 14 - TICKET ARMBAND
Participate in a Tryvann Ad

§ 15 – A piece from the Russ Paper
Replacing an issue of the russ newspaper so it’s visible on the shelf / newspaper stand in a booth

§ 16 – Seigmann (human-shaped gummy candy)
Kiss a policeman / woman

§ 17 - Hourglass
Set the clock two hours forward and live by it for a day

§ 18 - Star in the brim
Have safe sex during the russ period

§ 19 - Champagne glass made of plastic
Getting up every five minutes in a lesson and shout: "Cheers"

§ 20 - Quick lunch-paper (chocolate known for bringing to ski trips)
Shop at the liquor store with a full ski outift

§ 21 – Piece of cloth
wear the russ pants every day throughout the russ period

§ 22 - Red "L" on white background
Stick a “learning how to drive” sign in a police car

§ 23 - LABEL
Drink a 0.33-liter without hands or assistance

§ 24 - Rope
Have a russ on a leash for a day

§ 25 - PORN PICTURE
Reply by reading aloud from a porn magazine with great enthusiasm when the teacher asks you an academic question during a class

§ 26 - PEACE MARK
Keep away from violence and urge fellow russ to nonviolence throughout the russ period

§ 27 – Candy lip
Make out with a member of the Russ Executive

§ 28 – CHAMPAGNE cork
Have safe sex with a member of the Russ Executive

§ 29 - WHITE CHAMPAGNE cork
Have safe sex with the President of Russ Executive

§ 30 - Pinecone
Have protected sex outdoors

§ 31 - Wunderbaum
Go with eight newly opened Wunderbaum around your neck for a whole day

§ 32 – camphor candy
Sleep with someone that has been a russ

§ 33 - SMALL Pacifier
Make out with a 1st grader (2 years younger than a russ)

§ 34 - PINK Feather
Make out with a russ of the same sex

§ 35 - Panty Patch
Participate in one class only in your underwear

§ 36 – Nail (metal kind)
Swim in the Spikersuppa with russ suit, snorkel and flippers

§ 37 - PICTURE OF ELI HAGEN
Run down the castle stairs on tricycle

§ 38 - plastic cup
Buy a homeless a Big Mac

§ 39 - toy car
Drive 10 rounds in a roundabout (honk if necessary)

§ 40 - BIT OF Packing
Eat a burger in two bites

§ 41 - newspaper clippings
Get an honorable mention in the media

§ 42 - PROMPEPUTE
Raise your hand every hour to ask for everyone's attention before you let a fart

§ 43 – Wine cork
Drink a bottle of wine in 40 minutes (may be a health hazard and should not be performed if you
do not have experience with alcohol)

§ 44 – Soda cap
Be sober throughout the russ period

§ 45 – Book cover
Be active in a first grade class (high school)

§ 46 - Wand
Try to get an object to float. Concentrate on this for 15min

§ 47 - A cheese doodle
Eating a bag of doodles, then and make out with a fellow russ. Gum or the like are not allowed.

§ 48 – Russ card
Keep russ card throughout the russ period

§ 49 – Candy boob
Get the signature on the chest of a member of Russ Executive

§ 50 - HEART
Write and deliver an A4-page love letter to a member of Russ Executive

§ 51 – Rubber duck
Swimming two-and-two in a fountain, wash and scrub each other with tender hands

§ 52 – Paper heart
Flirt openly with the teacher and thank him/her for yesterday

§ 53 – A cake candle
Be at school every day in the russ period

§ 54 - BIT OF the YELLOW PAGES
Sharing a 0.33-liter can beer in a phone booth with three fellow russ, without having to pee

§ 55 - Q-TIP
Sit with your finger in your ear an entire lesson

§ 56 – A krone (a coin)
Buy a case of 0.33-liter with just 1-coins (About 300+ coins)

§ 57 - MINI DOLL
Go with an inflatable doll in a mall and pretend it's your boyfriend/girlfriend

§ 58 - HAPPYMEAL-toy
Buying HappyMeal while riding a shopping cart through Drive Thru at McDonalds

§ 59 - YOUR OWN card
Hand your card out to everyone passing by a large government building wearing a blazer jacket

§ 60 - PARKING TICKET
Pay for one hour's parking and occupy the space with you and a tricycle

§ 61 - Receipt from gym
Training in the russ suit at a fitness centre

§ 62 - shoelace
Crab from Parliament to the castle (only done in Oslo)

§ 63 - Joplin
Sit on the sidewalk with a sign that says "a honk = a sip”

§ 64 - SIGNed KEBAB PAPER
Treat a kebab a member of Russ Executive.

§ 65 - TROLL
Let the hair grow and grow freely throughout the russ period

§ 66 - Sausage PAPER
Go two-and-two into a gas station, buying condoms, go to the toilet and come out
happy again after 20-30 minutes (in front of those working at the gas station)

§ 67 – Clip the pompom off your hat
Be with a 1st grader (2 years younger)

§ 68 - Spotify-LOGO
Stop the music at a party and announce you’re "Jonathan from Spotify”. Promote yourself as a sexual partner.

§ 69 - condom PACKAGE
Buy a pack of condoms using only body language

§ 70 - Unopened Condom
Not having sex in the Russ period

§ 71-1881-LOGO
Call 1881, ask them to go to russenshovedstyre.no and recommend the best 5 knots. 3 of these knots must be implemented.

§ 72 – broken chain
Dump your partner a week before the russ period

§ 73 - Balloon
Make out with a brother or sister of a friend (over 16 years)

§ 74 - BIT OF a receipt
Hug 100 people in one day.

§ 75 – PAPER from a protein BAR
Swallow (in the sexual meaning of the word)

§ 76 - Reflector
Pretend you’re doing a speed control with a hair dryer and reflective vest in the 30-zone (30 km/h)

§ 77 - Bling
Bargain up the price of goods in a grocery store. For example, shop for around 80 and insist on paying 100 for it.

§ 78 - Vaseline BOX
Go hand-in-hand with another russ in a store with a wide grin and buy Vaseline

§ 79 - RUSSEKORTET TO MEDRUSSEN
Be a slave for a fellow russ an entire day

§ 80 - Pizza crust
Eat two frozen pizzas in 20 minutes

§ 81 - Cardboard FROM Cereal
Start the morning with breakfast cereal mixed with beer, wine or cider instead of milk

§ 82 - RUSSEPOLITIBUTTON
Join the Russ police on Tryvann.

§ 83 - BUS TICKET
Stopping Russ bus / vehicle at a bus stop, offering to pick up one that stands there and
drive the person where he / she shall

§ 84 - Tampon
Put 2 tampons in his mouth and drink a pint

§ 85 - RED CARD
Run on a football field and kiss the referee or the goalkeeper (not Soccer match)

§ 86 - CALL CLOCK
Call on 10 different households to ask nicely if they will be with out scrolling

§ 87 - fire engine
Have safe sex during menstruation / with someone who has

§ 88 - play PISTOL
Playing James Bond an entire school day. Sneaking a whole day in true spy style

§ 89 - bouncing ball
Look at the betting game and drink a sip every time it says "ping" on the screen (notice of
goals in other games)

§ 90 - BIT OF Envelope
Hire a Postman Pat-film and take a sip every time he bomgirer

§ 91 - LITTLE FLOWER
Have sex education for a first class, and demonstrate the motions in practice

§ 92 - RED Pen
Get boyfriend in Russia currently

§ 93 - CROSS
Say "Hallelujah" for everything the teacher says one hour

§ 94 - Receipt Medical
Checking for STDs

§ 95 - Knots
Sitting in three one hour before school starts

§ 96 - Autograph
Get the autograph of a celebrity in your pants

§ 97 - BIT OF CHAIN
Have boyfriend all the time Russ

§ 98 - PLAST apple
Report to the police for a long apple

§ 99 - PICTURE OF Lars Monsen
Not a shower throughout the Russ period

§ 100 - OPPORTUNITY TO FOLD RUSSEDRESSEN
Stand on the exam

1. Keep a show at least one minute just before a cinema in the auditorium. (Movie Tickets)

2. Treat lunch at a Russ director. (Sandwich paper with the Board member's signature)

3. Join together 5 to 10 Russs in the train by a stranger at least 5 minutes. (Thomas train)

4. Storm the cafeteria to another school with a water gun. (Small Water Gun)

5. Squeezing all the teachers you see in the course of a school day. (Pyriceptetikett)

6. Spend an intimate night with Board member. (Signed business card)

7. Kline with three Russ members of the opposite sex during a school day. (Candy Mouth)

8. Overnight stay unnoticed in the garden of a teacher and offer him / her at breakfast the next day. (Plastic housing)

9. Route pirate taxi with three-wheeled bike, and place in taxikø. (Pirate Patch)

10. Being tied together with a medruss in a day. (Taubit)

11. Run through the back seat to an unknown car, hold up a Mentospakke and smile. (Mentospapir)

12. Answer Jeopardymåten an entire school day. (Joplin)

13. Wash the front window of a car that stops at the Green Street intersection at the Preus and demand money. (Bit of sponge)

14. Kiss a Board member. (Red Ribbon)

15. Kiss a stranger on the street. (White ribbon)

16. Have voluntary sex with medruss. (Extracted condom)

17. Kline with the Russs of the same sex. (Pink feather)

18. Get the autograph of a teacher in your underwear. (Bit of the textbook for the course)

19. Have two nachspiel during the week. (Grandiosa Heart),

20. Participate in a tent night in the school yard the night of 14 May. (School logo)

21. Kiss a teacher on the cheek. (A Cretaceous)

22. Being awake for 24 hours. (A node),

23. Being awake for 48 hours. (Two nodes)

24. Have sex with a volunteer in the class. (Picture of person)

25. Get the signature of the chrysalis from at least five male medruss. (BonBon - tit)

26. Get the signature on the ass from at least five female medruss. (BonBon - butt)

27. Keep picnic in the county building. (County of arms)

28. Have voluntary sex outdoors. (Cone)

29. Spending the night in a traffic roundabout. (Keychain)

30. Fishing through the manhole covers in Storgata. (Fish Hook)

31. Have a barbecue in Storgata. (Plastic Knife)

32. Stand 10 minutes in a showcase to other stores than clothing stores. (Receipt with signature)

33. Guide a bus for five stops. (Bus ticket)

34. Silence of a minor on the patio. (Yellow feathers)

35. Swimming in the Gulf. (Ispinne)

36. Stick an L on a police car. (An L)

37. Participate actively in an hour at another school. (Pencil Stump)

38. Gymnastic exercise on the court at halftime of the TO battle 16.mai. (TO - Mark)

39. Pursue a police car on foot in a quarter. (PJ Effect of Police)

40. Create a concert together with others in Storgata. (Crown Piece)

41. Sing the song over the public address system at school. (IFA - package)

42. Pinch of a wash lady or janitor at her ass. (Rubber Gloves)

43. Getting to school with bathrobe, slippers, newspaper under his arm and a cup of coffee in hand. (Bit of the newspaper)

44. Steal packed lunches to a 1.klassing and his next, he and eat it. (Bit of sandwich paper)

45. Imitate a blowjob with a banana an hour (with sounds). (Part of the banana peel)

46. 10 marshmallows in his mouth at once. (A marshmallow)

47. Sitting on the storage group at the airport a whole round while singing "The wheels on the bus .....". (Baggage Patch)

48. Review Storgata with BIG steps and count them aloud as you go. (Dice)

49. Go "command" under the Russ clothes a day. (Some of underwear)

50. Just say a word a day of school. (A note with the word on)

51. Sit under a desk full school hours. (A ruler)

52. Drive five rounds in a roundabout, honk if necessary). (A toy car)

53. Eating two liters of ice during a lesson. (Label)

54. Have gym with a Russ suit. (Dukkesko)

55. Polar expedition: Go skiing while you shop pole. (Miniatyrski)

56. Go with a medruss in the tape an entire school day. (Taustump)

57. Kline with a voluntary 1.klassing. (Babysmukk)

58. Get an honorable mention in the newspaper. (Avisutklippet)

59. Be sober throughout the Russ period. (Solo Cork)

60. Buy a case of beer (0.33 l) with only the crown pieces. (A crown piece)

61. Watch five minutes on the genitals of a medruss, voluntarily. (Sunglasses)

62. Girlfriend in a 1.klassing. (Cut-tassel)

63. Request faenskap in a furniture store. (Playmofigur)

64. Those gun carriers during the Russ campaign. (Halo)

65. Kline with a volunteer with red hair. (Red Spring)

66. Do not use violence throughout the Russ period. (Peace - brand, candy)

67. Make breakfast for your favorite teacher. (Teabag)

68. Go with a fish on a leash, talk seriously with it, pretend it's sick and try to get hold of a doctor. (Salt Herring)

69. Three full packages Bubba hubs in the mouth at the same time a lesson. (Bubba hubs paper)

70. Bom a cigarette with a medruss who smoke and blow it in front of him / her. (Cigarette butts)

71. Tie into the car to a teacher in toilet paper. (Toilet paper)

72. Kiss a policeman / woman. Remember to ask permission. (Seigmen Man / woman)

73. Kiss the Russ President. (Brown Champagne Cork)

74. Drink a pint of beer with two tampons in his mouth. (Tampon)

75. Drink half bottle of liquor of 1.5 hours for boys and 2 hours for girls. May be a health hazard. (Sprit cork)

76. Treat a bottle of wine on the Russ President. (Vinkork)

77. Treat a beer on board. (Ølåpner)

78. Drink a case of beer in 7 hours. May be a health hazard. (Curved ølkork)

79. Drink six beers during a school day without the teacher noticing it. (Patch with school stamp)

80. Drink a bottle of champagne in half as many minutes as% showing. (Label)

81. Drink ten beer boys / six beer girls on 10 / 6 different outdoor areas in an hour. (A femkroning)

82. Have afterparty in only underwear. (BH - posts)

83. Have voluntary sex russebil. (Odor-Eater)

84. Have sex with the Russ President. (White champagne cork)

85. Have sex at school. (Condom with chalk up)

86. Drink three liters of milk in ten minutes. (Logo Tine)

87. Moon in Tromso bridge. (Picture of the event)

88. Stay in the center of a tree for four hours during the day. (Knots)

89. Reading porn magazine with great enthusiasm in the hours / cafeteria during lunch. (Porn Picture)

90. Sharing a crate of beer in a telephone box with three medruss without having to pee on the other. (A bit of the Yellow Pages)

91. Have lunch in a roundabout. (Food Packages Paper)

92. Charge to draw portraits of tourists outside the fast route. (Foreign funds),

93. Visiting children in hospital, give russekort, entertain and possibly read to them. Sober! (UNN - penguin)

94. Hoist their own flag up the flag pole outside the school. (Bit of flags)

95. Trying to sell fish balls to kailiggende boat. (Sink without hook)

96. Call in and spoil the caretaker's office. (Playing Tools)

97. Sell medruss at Domus Kaia. (Nettingstrømpebit)

98. Be on nachspiel in the parking tunnel. (Parking Ticket)

99. Calling on and not spoil but jump with a jump ball outside with serious face. (Skipping Handle),

100. Washing away makeup to 2-5 1 and 2.klassinger (Makeup Napkin)

RUA TRIBUTE

2010-04-30T00:44:00.001+02:00

Open your Eyes... by ~TheScaryMeadow(but mostly done by friends) on deviant ART

Woo!

2010-04-26T21:26:00.000+02:00

Today I bought ticket # 318 for the Vengaboys concert that will take place at Roger's May 13th. It will be awesome because these people filled my and every other kid at my age's childhood with music.

CEEE-LE-BRA-TION TIME, COME ON!

2010-04-26T09:59:00.001+02:00

It's happening! Only a few days left till May and all the russ happenings begin!

I might have mentioned the russ before but I think now is a proper time to explain a little further exactly what a russ is.

A russ, an abbreviation of the latin word rusticus (rural) or cornua depositurus, which means to put down one's horns. In the 1700's, becoming students would have horns put on them by other, older students and made fun of. They wouldn't come off before he had passed his exam and this is when he would be considered a real student.

The modern russ celebration lasts from May 1st till May 17th (which is also Norway's constitution day).

Today Norway, Denmark, Sweden and Finlant practice this strange tradition but Norway is by far the most... enthusiastic.

A russ can be recognised in three ways. Firstly, the russ will be wearing a "uniform" in form of a traditional student's hat (used for over 100 years) and a pair of dungarees, both in the same colour. The colour may be red, blue, black or white, the red by far most common. The red means that you're a student aiming for higher education, the blue means you're aiming for business ed. like economics or management, the black is engineering like electronics and the white is medical or social studies (and priests I hear). The russ is not allowed to take any of these off or wash them during the celebrations. The dungarees are also very often decorated with patches of various designs, customising them as the individual pleases. This can be funny signs or words, pictures or drawings or even just flowers or stars. Fellow russ and friends may also draw on them like on a cast.
Every class (note that ova' here we don't have different classes for each subject but one class that has the same subjects together based on their line of study) will also have a russ nickname for everyone, and this will be written on their russ cap when they get "baptised" by the class priest. In Tromsø this happens in the local bay and there will be a huuuuge party there May 1st with all the russ in the are + lots of others joining in. I'll be telling more about the caps further down.

Secondly, the russ is known for their russ cards. Russ cards are mock business cards in the same colour as the rest, usually with a specific design but also more modern these last few years if the russ wants it.The traditional card has a picture of the russ itself or anything else that might be funny and has an address, a phone number and a joke at the bottom. The russ may fill in whatever he or she wants. Like your address might be "your mom" or "behind you" or even "Narnia". The phone number could be "911", "on the back if you're hot" or "in your mother's phone book under my favourites". Think of the most funny and possibly doucheiest thing to put there, basically. My address says "There's no place like 127.0.0.1", which means home. My # is 13 37 43 35 (try figuring that one out) and my joke is "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Good. Bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables." (try figuring that one out also!).

Thirdly, the russ is known for doing weird things and partying! Imagine all the parties college students do during their final year. All the private ones, all the partying downtown, everything. Now concentrate this down to 17 days and then add exams. That's what I am talking about! And the weird things? Well that leads me to the next thing.

More about the caps now. You might have noticed that the russ caps have long strings with lots of things tied to them. These are the russ knots. The russ will do a thing decided through proposals by the russ itself and with a few ones that come every year. I may add the entire list some day but for now, I shall only mention a couple:
- Get a kiss from all the ladies in the cafeteria.
- Have a grill party outside a teacher's house without them knowing.
- Have sex with the russ president (elected each year on each school).
- Drink half a gallon of beer in one hour.
- Have sex outdoors.
- Pretend that you're drunk outside the police station, holding a coke bottle in a paper bag with water.
- Start a singalong on the bus.
And so on and so forth. One half is just random stuff, the other about alcohol and sex.

I am a red russ. And I will try to get as many knots as possible, with a few restrictions. For instance, I don't like beer. But nonetheless, I shall try to update my blog here every day with the knots done by me and me friends, and maybe other things worth telling as well. Let's see how it goes? I know I'll take pictures of things at least!

Remember that you can click the label under the post to view all the posts under the same label.

I am drinking TEA!!!

2010-04-21T15:13:00.000+02:00

Most of my friends and even some of my teachers know that I really want to like tea but I can't seem to bring myself to like the taste of it. It is way too bitter and sometimes tastes like earwax. Kathrine let me have one of hers and it tasted great though! I had to buy me a pack.

It tastes sweet and not bitter at all. As you can see, there's no caffeine and it wasn't too expensive either. Yum. I hear all the sorts in the series are mild. Amongst them are blackberry, blueberry, peach and such. Eight total.
I also got another tea while I was at it because it smelt so wonderful.

It was pretty bitter though. But not as bad as it could be. I plan on having the S&VF in my drawer at school and then drink the other one here at home. Cause I've almost emptied my mug now so I can get used to it! Three cheers for Ida, on her slow and steady way for liking tea!

Other than that, I finished my Norwegian and New Norwegian mock exams and they weren't bad at all. I wrote a good load also. Might be good for my grades even.
Blech! Cold bitter tea not good. *brr*

I love you pillow.

2010-04-14T23:23:00.000+02:00

It's been a rough few weeks... and today, was one of the worst.
I guess I could be thankful for the perspectives I get from it, but right now I just don't feel like acting rational.

Dusty Path

2010-03-26T22:44:00.001+01:00

The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree
Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

My Alphabet, letter E

2010-03-21T17:48:00.002+01:00

First off I'd like to turn your attention to the new and old letter button pictures. I recently watched a Photoshop tut on how to make shiny buttons and from that worked up a stencil for my own. The old one was made in Gimp.

I'm quite happy with the new one, quite frankly! Looks a bit more pro.

So without further ado...

Edgar! My beloved pet fishy. Ain't he the cutest? He's quite something though. He does a lot of weird things I can't explain... I guess that's what happens when you have a fish alone in a tank? Most pets that are alone develop a strong(er) personality.

Dunno about you but I find it interesting how small currents of electricity can do so much when used the right way. So.. immensely, incredibly, unbelievably much. (Electronics)

I also like English a good deal. The language. I guess it's the only language I know well apart from Norwegian and I appreciate good writing/language such as varied synonyms and clever language. And I guess since I think or Norwegian as dull since it's my native tongue, English is more exotic. And also, it gives me a much wider audience.

(Play YouTube vid below while reading this)

Epic metal must be one of my favourite genres in music. People argue about what to call it, some argue that epic metal is something else, some argue whether this and that song in particular is indeed in that genre. No matter. This is what I believe.

Epic metal is a sub genre of power metal. Power metal is a symphonic and melodic metal known for its clear and strong (almost opera) singing, combined with finger breaking riffs and a drum that sounds like a horde of thundering wild horses. Epic metal combines more orchestra elements than power, and is milder in sense of sound but not in passion and emotion. It features lyrics of evil demons and powers, almighty dragons and knights in shining armour. Death and beyond, it's a true fairytale story to be told with each song.

Also, one of my favourite PM bands is Rhapsody of Fire. They're Italian, they r0x and they have many songs starring Christopher Lee (and he loved working with them so much he made his own metal album! It's not very good though...)

Remember that you can click the label under the blog post to view all in the Alphabet series.

More coming!

2010-03-16T11:24:00.000+01:00

Right! So nothing really interesting has happened up to a few weeks ago. I got a few more followers on Twitter and that's about it. Though The first of March was Winter Break so I was finally able to raid with my guild, which was nice. I got LOTS of gear and shit. Happy me!

Also went to Oslo to take part in the yearly School Student Union of Norway, which is an important thing indeed! A week spent on voting and regulations and political documents and the lot. It was hard. Imagine spending 4 hours listening to people telling you why they think you should or should not vote for regulation proposal #241, with no breaks.
We went though the old debate on the two written languages of Norway, we discussed if we needed better prices on the bus, etc. etc. and so on. We met our Minister of Education Kristin Halvorsen, and we got to ask her questions and such. It was fun! Though a bit frustrating. And we also met some other minor important politicians. Here's a picture of the place:

We're sitting at the 2nd row, in the middle rank, to the very left. You can't see us, at least I can't.
There were a few things that made this year very special and important. First off, it was the largest ever, with over 500 students from all around Norway. Never has there been so many apprentices and younger participants. Also, it's the first time we have been allowed to sleep in a hotel and not on the floor in some dirty school. And believe me, it was HEAVEN! Without a shower I would have died.

I'm really happy I got to go though. I learned a lot and met lots of interesting people. Most of them even enjoyable.
When I got home, I caught a strong cold too. Bullocks!

The problem with me getting sick is that some think I'm not that sick in the first place. Though it only seems that way because I'm never away from school when I am. Some would stay at home at this point, (but I have NO sick days this term and I intend to keep it that way out the year.) and thus assume I would do the same. So if I'm still here, it can't be that bad, right?
Of course I know I tend to whine sometimes about how I feel but when it seriously hurts to breathe, hurts to talk, eat, and I can't sleep at night because of my constant pus-tasting cough, I'm sick. When I talk, I sound very different from my usually clear voice - it's grainy and it breaks every other word. My head also feels like it's been wrapped in a pillow and duct taped. My hearing has gone down too. So I am sick! :O
Though I will not let this get in my way. *heroic pose*
When was the last time I was sick? There should be a blog on it somewhere. Though it is a lot worse.

Darn it, now I've written lots and lots about how terrible I feel and I seem like a total whiner. Meh.

Is there anything else I can think of that I would like to blog about? Not at this point. Nothing other than that I might post some pictures Lene took while at EO that week. I did bring my camera but hers is a lot better than mine so I'd rather use hers.

P.S.: Forgot to add that my guild now has its own page and forum: http://btg-guild.com/

So!

2010-02-19T11:55:00.000+01:00

It's been an interesting month so far.. I have done some interesting things and stuff.. Yeah.

So more about my fish for those of you that are following my blogs:
Edgar is doing fine. He is enjoying his life as a pet and he keeps creating these bubble nests in corner by the surface. It's a sign he's thriving to I love watching him create another each time I clean the tank.

I made a Twitter for him (believe it or not, I am a member of one mainstream online community!) and you may follow him here. I write stuff I imagine him say such as "Ugh the girl kept rolling weird dice last night while talking with people online about attacks and checks... I wonder what she was doing?" or "Today was a fine day! I'm happy to greet the hand that is feeding me, she seems entertained in return.". I also have a few random followers from the US. It's kinda weird that people are following a tweet made by someone that thought it was a good idea to talk through her little fishy. But it's fun!

My school had a project extending all three grades of the same course (mine) where we were divided into groups of three and had to make a 15 second long movie to promote our school. This video was to be played at the theatre from Feb 8th to Feb 21st. We won! We really didn't aim for winning, we just wanted to make something funny. Lisa and Nora were with me. You can see both in the video doing weird stuff while Lisa is talking and I am screaming. It's loosely based on the Powerthirst stuff from the Interwebs, with the one purpose to be remembered as something completely different.

Hi!

Have you heard of Breivang? (our school)

Do you want the general teaching qualifications and to be creative at the same time?

Studies! Art class! Studies! Art class!

BAAAARGH!

Funny? :D

More to come.

D:

2010-01-18T08:10:00.000+01:00

Oh why must I always be more creative in the mornings?

Bwargh!!

2010-01-17T19:39:00.001+01:00

Also made a new subscribe button to the bottom left here. Like?

Something smells fishy

2010-01-17T17:54:00.005+01:00

So last Wednesday we (my class) went to a mosque for our religion and ethics class (I think it's so funny how those two go together... Think about it.) and visited a Norwegian woman that was Christian and then converted to Islam. I mean, it was nice and apart from her teaching us about their 5 pillars of Islam and all that we already had had a test on before Christmas and everything, but one could clearly see the she was.. *looks around and shrugs since it's MY blog* kinda brainwashed. She grew up in a Christian family and married a Christian man. She now raises her two little girls to be Muslims. I wonder how her life would be if she wasn't raised religiously.
She really emphasized on telling us how Islam doesn't suppress and discriminate women and how Islam doesn't encourage murder on others. She told us Muhammed said that the best of Muslims are the ones that treat their wives the best. And it naturally said so in the Koran. She also explained that the man in the family must pay for everything and make sure his family lives well. And if he dies, the wife's sons have to take care of her. And if there are none or if they die, her brothers have to take care of her. Women aren't required to take care of themselves. Pay their rent, clothes, food, everything. And that's why they only get 50% of what the males in the family inherits after a death. It was clear that she was prepared to get lots of questions about that. But.. when she mentioned how she thought she could just walk away from Islam if she felt she didn't want or could play 5 times a day, she got lots of questions on how we had been taught that it's death to all that give up Islam. It's the worst sin of all. She stuttered, she went around the question and clearly didn't feel comfortable about it at all.
And also, this mosque had two rooms, one for men and one for women. They prayed in the same building at the same time. My mom swore this wasn't possible and that I was wrong even though we had been studying this for weeks. She said "Well if women are allowed into the same building as men then I clearly have been buried under a bloody bush and missed out like a fucking retard for decades." That's mom for you! :D I'm getting kinda tired of writing about her like this, but I also think it's a good way to get some perspective on things. I tend to suppress and forget when this happens.

"And now to something completely different."

That's Cupid's foot by the way. The story behind the picture is very interesting, you should have a look at it here.

That same Wednesday we looked in some pet shops, me, Lisa and Jenny. I was tempted and that day decided on buying a betta fish. So I got a small aquarium made for them, sand, food, and of course the fish, and now I've named him Edgar and he sits by my desk.

Fuck, he gave me quite a fright yesterday. He had a little constipation and he couldn't swim any more. He just floated in the surface and I felt so sorry for him. But he seems to be fine now at least. No swollen tummy and he's happily swimming around.
Jenny also painted him a picture to have as a background in the aquarium. It's blue, like him, and looks like a fantasy underwater world.

Oh, the pain... the pain!

2010-01-12T11:29:00.012+01:00

I'm sick. For the first time in like a year, I'm sick!

Although I do admit it's kinda nice to have a whole day off knowing school, but I still don't wanna be gone from school.

See, we're going to a mosque tomorrow and I hope I might find it interesting.. and stuff. Yeah.

I have Sinusitis, at least that's what Symptom Checker says, and according to Wikipedia, it's my inferior nasal concha that has an inflammation. AKA: I have a cold.

So here I am, doing some cleaning at home for mom (She doesn't know I'm doing it though. She knocked a pretty glass thing over and deco sand and broken glass went on the floor. She said she was too tired do clean it last night and had to do it after work today) and sitting here wearing a scarf, dreading the pain of the next time I have to sniffle and swallow down that nasty mucus (as pictured above). I am also having a clear case of malaise, which is a condition found in both colds and HIV/AIDS.

Look at that pretty cold virus over there with the little stars. I feel smart now. :D

Oh, and also, the word bed looks like one.

Guilt trip FALE

2010-01-06T21:09:00.003+01:00

Don't you just hate it when parents buy you stuff you don't want or asked for and then try to make you feel bad when you go "Thank you, that's a lovely gesture of you but I don't want/like/need it."? Well I kinda do.

Today, my mother bought me a pair of shoes on sale. And I mean, it's a nice thing to do, I was very grateful as I hate shopping usually. But...

Well for one, they were of this "Kawasaki" brand. They looked just like this:

And I hate shoes where the entire thing is just some loose thin fabric with a rubber sole. I need my shoes to have a little thickness to them, even in the summer. And my mom knows this very well. She bought me some last year too and I told her I didn't like them after using them for a week just to show her I was willing to try them out.

The design is okay I guess. Don't really care for that fancy toe decoration/extension of the sole though.

Secondly, their colour was... horrid. I mean, everyone who knows me and is around the age of 15-25 would know why I would never wear something with this colour.

And then she absolutely had to tell me all about how little money she has. And I told her politely "You know what? I didn't ask for them. It was really nice of you, so thanks. And you said you could wear them yourself. But you know I don't like the type of shoe or the colouring. You don't need to try and make me feel guilty.", and left.

Hot chocolate

2010-01-05T15:24:00.006+01:00

It's like a good and bad day all at once.. I have a test tomorrow. In the history of Norway during WW1. I hate this sort of thing. I've amazed people with my insufficient short-time memory. People have actually refused to believe I forget things as quickly as I have. And yes, this is when I'm actually listening and concentrating on whatever the person is saying. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with whether the subject is interesting to me or not. And no, I do not have a memory or concentration disorder. I dunno what the cause really is. It might just be me.

But whatever the reason, it makes reading two chapters of history on something I really don't give a rat's ass in hard. I have to do this. Wish me good luck!

And also, I grabbed some cake from my birthday party and made me some cocoa with whipped cream from a can when I got home from school. It was really nice.

These pictures have been resized to 20% their original size, and you have to click them to even zoom in to that size... :S

Our Our Art Art Hour art...

2010-01-02T03:42:00.004+01:00

Holy crap!

2010-01-01T05:59:00.002+01:00

Really really gotta try this. I found it on I Am Bored. When I was bored.
Anyhow, it's not a screamer. Just try it! Freaked me out!

And d'oh!

2010-01-01T05:37:00.007+01:00

Totally forgot to tell about my "date" with Sindre.

Yes, I used that word. Not because we're dating but because it was a date. I'm kinda tired of people thinking we're a pair.. -_- We're just close.

Anyway, we spent 6 hours at the movie theatre. 3 hours watching Avatar, which was a real white bread movie. It looks awesome. It takes your breath away. You leave the room stunned. But you could guess the whole plot in the first few minutes. You got no mental feed other than "wow those cat people are HOT!!".

Then after one hour break, we saw the new Sherlock Holmes, which was great. More mental feed, you actually enjoyed using your brain a little, being amused by the smart ideas and plans, not to mention the humor.

While Sindre was more busy with his hands.

And after that I got to spend some time with the cute little kitty his family was watching. Her name was Sushi. And I loved her.

Last marathon post!!

2010-01-01T05:21:00.006+01:00

Right! New Year's Eve.

Went to a party with some friends. Watched the fireworks. It was spectacular. I loved it.

I HOPE YOUR PERSONAL YEAR 2010 TURNS INTO A FANTASTIC ONE! ALL PLEASURE AND JOY YOUR WAY! <3

Ahem.

Oh, and also..

OMGOMGOMGITS'SMYBRITHDAYINAFEWDAYS!
I totally forget because of Christmas and New Year's Eve. I'll be 19 Jan 3rd.
And my face is like this:

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To all who read this blog, leave a note. I wanna see how many of you are actually reading this thing. I think that's why I never blog anymore. :P

Just a little post to show you something

2010-01-01T05:21:00.000+01:00

When I babysit my cousin, I mean this little ogre.

Let me hear it! Can anyone see the resemblance?? The only blood we share is my grandmother's. My uncle's dad and my grandfather are different people. That's how strong our blood runs in the family.

Deck the halls with lights and candy!

2010-01-01T05:13:00.001+01:00

And a happy Jul to all!

As this is a belated post, I won't post my Christmas list. I will, however, bring you the highlights of my loot! Not because I'm obsessed with materialism and love to brag and feel superior, but because it's my blog and you are reading it because you wanna know about my life. So there.

I got a new keyboard and mouse from my uncle, aunt and grandparents (in that order), as seen here:

The screen, however, is really old. I mean. REALLY old.

The paper behind the candy bag (was in my stocking) is a receipt on my year long subscription on Metal Hammer, the coolest monthly mag in the world.

They always carry a full CD with lots of metal. Or a poster. Or maybe a calendar of pretty half naked tattooed girls of goth and/or metal style (I have the 2010 one. :D) *curls up into a ball on my imagined future magazines and purrs*

And I got a digital camera. How else did you think that my pictures improved this greatly? Lucky chance? Thanks mom!

Aaand.. and I got some awesome stuff like a scarf and such. Of course, let us not forget the gifts my friends brought me!

Such as key chains and a notebook and stuff from Emilia. And a gothic skull and bow brooch from Chris. I got a real corny spiked bracelet and some candy from Jenny, a metal Chinese dragon bracelet from Lene along with some make-up brushes I needed badly! Hmm. Oh! A lovely perfume from Lisa. And a Werewolf: The Forsaken book and Oblivion IV from Eero. He also gave me his old HL2 game later and I can't wait to play it. Did I miss anything? I don't think so. If I have, then darn it all, please tell me. I loved them all, I really did. I didn't get a single useless gift this year. I swear.

And here is my Christmas tree! Haha!

P.S.: WHO CAN SPOT THE POKÉMON???

Let's play pretend

2010-01-01T04:10:00.004+01:00

Last time I really blogged was in early October. That means you guys missed Halloween and Christmas. Let's start from there and pretend that is now!

Halloween! I kinda wanted to dress up some for Halloween this year also, and my school was holding a russ theme day Oct. 30, as it was a Friday.

A russ is a graduating student. Read about them here. I happen to be a russ next year.

Anyway, I received help from my dear friend Jenny. Jenny has everything. And she is both gifted and creative. (Yeah, you heard me! CREATIVE!!) She had fur. And an idea. Here is what we made:

She made the gloves, I the ears (using styrofoam and the hair-thingie from my anime costume thing (wasting it didn't make me feel bad at all, I was rather ashamed of still having it), and I also borrowed Jenny's big fluffy floor-length cat tail made with the same fabric. And some fluffy, hairy, furry HUGE moon boots that were also back. And very comfy.

Meow!

With cat-eye makeup, whiskers and some fish-shaped scones for lunch, my Halloween costume was perfect! Not too much, not too little. Thorough with small details.

Happy (belated) Halloween!

Bloody hell.

2010-01-01T04:09:00.000+01:00

It's been. A good time since last time I blogged. Darn it.

Shall we?

2009-10-14T21:33:00.002+02:00

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Anything you can do, I can do better

2009-10-07T18:03:00.002+02:00

Anything you can do,

I can do better

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Ha!

I can do anything better than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can, yes, I can!

Anything you can be, I can be greater.

Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not!

Yes, I am, yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.

I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.

I can live on bread and cheese.

And only on that?

Yep!

So can a rat!

Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.

I can sing any note, higher than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you caaan't!

Yes, I CAAAAN!!

How do you sing that high?

I’m a girl!

Anything you can say, I can say softer.

I can say anything, softer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can, YES, I CAN!

I can drink my liquor, faster than a flicker.

I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!

I can open any safe.

Without bein' caught?

You bet!

That's what I thought, you crook!

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.

I can hold any note, longer than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you ca-a-an't.

Yes, I ca-a-a-a-n.

Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

... I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!

Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Where do you keep all that air?

Ugh.

Oh...

Anything you say, I can say faster.

I can say anything, faster than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

Noyoucan't.

YesIcan.

Noyoucan't.

YesIcan.

Noyoucan't.

YesIcan.

Noyoucan't.

YesIcan.

I can jump a hurdle.

I can wear a girdle.

I can knit a sweater.

I can fill it better!

I can do most anything!

Can you bake a pie?

No.

Neither can I...

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.

I can sing anything, sweeter than you.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Oh, yes, I can.

No, you can't, can't, can't!

Yes, I can, can, can!

Yes/No

I/you

CAN/CAN’T!!

Pencil green bubbles

2009-10-03T17:40:00.006+02:00

You know how things that don't relate to each other or make sense at all totally does in dreams?

My teeth are in overall good condition despite having a 4 mm crossbite and 6 mm overbite. But my bottom front teeth kinda point inwards because of little space. It's not a problem and not even worth fixing, but it's there. I even drew you a picture! It's not as bad as you can see there though. I've had bad dreams about this before but never this bad.

I dunno how it happened but I think it was caused by stress or something. My teeth hurt like hell to start with. And they were loose. Yeah, don't you just hate having dreams about your teeth being loose and sometimes they even come out? Ugh. (Assuming your brain is a replica of mine. :P)

Anyway, this was happening. And these two teeth were starting to fall out. I bet they would've if I continued to poke them in the mirror. In stead I turned them so they fit in their place (imagine having two loose baby teeth there) and let them be. But now something even worse happened.

I notice in the mirror that I have these blisters on my tongue. I can't feel them inside my mouth other than the pain.. but I can see them in the mirror and I bet they were at least 1.5 cm in diameter! They looked like those bubbles you see in cartoon lava. Oh, and they were also green. Like green tea green. Like Jenny's favourite pencil-green.

I poked them and one by one they burst. The taste was HORRIBLE! There was so much fluid in there that it poured green liquid out of my mouth and into the sink. Nasty business for sure...

Horatio Caine Tribute!

2009-09-30T08:44:00.004+02:00

They say all PR is good PR

2009-09-28T23:25:00.003+02:00

And a band made by some friends of mine named Sanity Shed just got sued for recording parts of their latest (and only real) music video on a local graveyard. 80% of the 18k readers of the article on this in a large newspaper voted that they broke a law saying that you shouldn't do anything disrespectful on a graveyard.

Honestly, I don't see this disrespectful at all. They didn't treat them bad, they didn't even step on them. I wouldn't mind if someone used my grave for a video as long as it wasn't a video made by the KKK or something mean. I doubt anyone I know would mind either...

Actually...

2009-09-27T16:43:00.005+02:00

I feel like ranting a little.

This goes for all the Looking For Group web comic readers out there. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I suggest you go read 290 pages of a (former) awesome comic loosely based on the World of Warcraft. If not, you can just turn now.

You noticed I said 'former' huh? Exactly. I said it. There it is.
I used to love this comic so much. So much I even got a precious plushy version of my favourite character as a gift from their official shop.

Problem is that lately the comic has been going way down hill. I can't even remember what they're doing any more because there's so much crap and so little action. I'm a patient person. I don't mind if the comic is late or slow, but this is unbearable. And suddenly two other main characters start kissing? This is not the type of comic LFG used to be.

To tell you the truth; LFG has started to smell like a really bad soap opera. Oh, the drama! Oh, the love and heartbreak! Oh, the intrigue! The emotions! I swoon!

I know the creators are busy making an animation and a graphic book and I dunno what else they're doing now.. But wouldn't it be better to put the comic aside and just create a few fillers like Ctrl + Alt + Del (this is what I mean) does when they don't have time to advance the plot? Just to keep the standard up, I mean. I'd love it for sure.

This goes to you Shomer: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR COMIC AND GET THE FUCK ON TRACK!!

And that would be my 2 cents.

Random entertainment

2009-09-27T15:24:00.004+02:00

OD video!

A very cool and one of my favourite bedsheets.

Pie chart.

Muffin Special by Jenny! Chocolate muffins with chocolate chips and chocolate glaze. With sprinkles.

PARTY! From the left: Cheese doodle (because of the hair colour), Chris, Lisa, Mia, Tommy. On the floor: Sindre.

So I heard Manson likes to sleep with pigs.

2009-09-23T18:20:00.004+02:00

Not really. But he's got the Swine Flu! At least he says so himself on his MySpace-blog. I don't read it... But a Norwegian online news paper wrote an article on it. There you go.

I also used that tattoo pic to create two other pics:

Like them?

Tattoo

2009-09-22T16:19:00.004+02:00

I just got a new idea for a tattoo.

I love butterflies and I thought it would be really cool if I could have some as a tattoo somewhere. The problem has always been where I want it and how it's gonna be like. But now I might be onto something...

Take a look at this one. I thought it would be really cool to have one like this around my wrist. Maybe even hand drawn because I want each one to be unique, and I think this one has a bit too much detail to it. An inch or two with some all black butterflies flying, stretching all the way around.
I made this picture myself using Gimp and pictures of real butterflies.

Stuffed!

2009-09-21T20:10:00.011+02:00

... but more about that later!

So OD was awesome. 13 hours of hard work every day, but it's worth it!
I'm not gonna go into details on that unless I get a request on it (highly doubtful).

Lisa almost got a fee of 7000,- ($1000) for having me on her scooter when we went candy shopping Fri night. 5k for driving with me and 1k for no helmet.. as I had it and not her. Scary!!

I went and had All you can Eat with Jenny and Lisa at Peppe's. Yum!!

(Picture taken from Peppe's web site.)

2009-09-19T17:42:00.002+02:00

Hi there. This is C-D reporting form OD.

(Supposed to be a post written by Chris, but we never finished it.)

And by the way..

2009-09-19T12:56:00.003+02:00

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

Operation Day's Work

2009-09-19T09:42:00.003+02:00

So it's morning here at my school and I'm part of the OD seminar. Every year a few people from each school joins in this 3 day long seminar about OD and what we do that exact year.

This year we're gonna help handicapped kids in south Africa, because they're denied school. Not the best project but it's fun and I enjoy it all in all.

I'm kinda sad though, because I forgot Richard at home. I'd so love to have Richard with me...
Anyway, I'll update later on. Just wanted to blog something. :)

New Norwegian

2009-09-18T10:51:00.002+02:00

(You can actually click the headline.)

So right now I'm waiting for my teacher to come to correct my New Norwegian translation. The side language we students loathe with a fiery passion. Well, most of us anyway. If you have parents from a different country or Norwegian isn't your first language, you don't have to learn it. Which is fine because if you can read Norwegian flowingly and naturally, you will understand New Norwegian as well. And you will get some practice from one day to another because you'll hear people on Norwegian TV speak the dialects tried to it, read subs when you watch movies, etc.

This is why I don't see why we need to learn New Norwegian in the first place. It's been part of our Norwegian curriculum every year since 8th grade (I'll explain our school system later unless I find a web page about it) when we are 15 years old and we have to memorize the conjugations and all, and get graded in the same manner that our normal Norwegian grades. We have like 4 Norwegian grades I think; oral and written Norwegian & oral and written New Norwegian. Phew!

I'm not going to start a long blog about how much I don't hate New Norwegian but find it useless. 10% of us use it daily and those who do will most definitely understand normal Norwegian and we understand the other obviously. Read about it at Wikipedia. Make up your opinion. Comment this.

Unlucky 5

2009-09-16T20:54:00.003+02:00

I've had 5 accidents today.

First I spilled and broke the soy sauce bottle.
Then I boinked my head in our cupboard door (made of THICK hard solid wood).
Then I burned myself on the stove.
All three at once.

Then I spilled the hair dye bottle in and on our white bathroom sink.
And scratched my side-boob with my sharp nails.

o.o

Details

2009-09-11T16:06:00.006+02:00

Like a week ago I saw a crow landing on the side walk opposite of the one I was standing on, waiting for my school bus. It started to eat of something of the ground, tugging and pecking on it. I didn't give it much thought at the time.
Later that day when I came home, the bus stopped right where the crow was earlier and when I walked over I saw a muddy bird's wing there. I even think it was a crow's wing.

A few days later I saw an Asian woman (think she was Thai?) with her little boy coming into the bus. As she placed the kid in the double seat in front of me, a woman to my left poked her and I noticed they looked like they were of the same nationality.
What caught my eye though was that they both let their palms meet and nodded, greeting one another in a language I don't know. It's the first time I've seen this with my own eyes despite the fact that Tromsø is a widely multicultural place. It was cute.

Lately there has been a lot of stuff around blogging or more importantly; vlogging. I mean, it's not like I have anything against it or anything... I guess I'm just envious that they get money for blogging about their make-up and I don't! If I was paid for blogging I'd do it every day, I'm sure. Get paid lots of lovely money. Mmm yesh.

I'm sure you've seen this already, but I'm still going to post this.

This is a typical "pink blog blogger". Their mission is to fill YouTube with their crap. Freaking guinea pig. Listen to her. "Mmh!"

Gotta love them Swedish foundation whores?

Hmm what else is there to talk about? I can't think of anything.. Oh yes!

I'm knitting! It started when Jenny and I went to buy yarn for my hat she was going to knit. And after I decorated it with my old piercings, I have this!

Isn't it cute? Thank you, gifted Jenny!
I was bit by the knitting bug too, and I started with a hat I made for Lisa.

You can't see it, but there's a multicoloured pom pom at the end, larger than a fist! Awesome!! I'm currently knitting a black and blue hat for Jeremy. It won't be as long and look a bit more fancy. Pics to come later.

Update:
Here's Jeremy's hat.

A Jeremy quote

2009-09-06T07:48:00.001+02:00

"People who post something long and thought out on the Internet must be suckers for punishment. Do you know what the first post after a good long post is?
TL;DR.

Why bother posting just to say "I'm a lazy idiot who can't manage to focus my eyes on words for more than 10 seconds. I'm the reason Twitter exists. Reading anything longer than the name of a tube of toothpaste makes my brain hurt. You should be stupid like me and write short stupid sentences that start with lol and end with kthxby.""

[funny headline]

2009-08-26T13:41:00.006+02:00

I'm lagging behind on blogs. Yeah. A lot on top of that. So here we go!
Firstly I'm gonna write a little bit about my summer. Cause that's how long it's been since I wrote a real blog post.

Summer break was awesome. I really enjoyed it and it seemed to last forever until the two last weeks. I gamed. I gamed a lot. A whole. Fucking. Lot. *drool*
Also spent a decent good time with friends and stuff. And we usually gamed.

There was a Japanime-con too, and I went even though I loathe anime fans. I really hate that part of the "alternative" people here... And sometimes I really wanted to run into a tree in the park and fall over because the constant anime freak behaviour was suffocating.
Then again, I did have a good time and enjoyed seeing people look like idiots.
I was gonna post some pictures of it, but I figured a Photobucket video would work better... Easier to post.

So have fun thinking we're retards. And some of the pictures are viewed twice. But I don't really care.

More to come, I'm just too lazy to write right now.

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C...

2009-07-20T23:16:00.002+02:00

Painting

2009-07-13T00:58:00.004+02:00

So the furniture I kept for my room is painted and now I've decided I wanted to be a little artistic.

First a picture to show you the major change of the walls. As you can see, both colours are light and easy on the eyes and now when the room actually is gray, I can't really see much of a difference.

However, if you compare the two, you will understand why I'm so happy we painted the walls.

Here's the little cosmetic drawer thing I was given by my godmother. Her daughter moved away long ago and left it FILLED with make-up she didn't use. Anyway, I'm really glad she did, cause the stuff inside was like orange lip glosses and all shades of colourful eye shadows! Fun.

It used to be wooden white with blue, gray and black drawers, two of each. As you can see, I painted it all over and I'm pretty happy with it.

This is just done with a pencil for now. I can't decide if I want to do it in black or light gray (wall paint) but I want to paint it somehow. Maybe another one somewhere else. If any of you none-existent reader out there have any ideas... comment?

These shelves are painted in the same paint as the drawers. Originally white and real shabby-looking.

This little thing was covered in pen and colouring doodles when I was a kid. I've had it all my life. We painted it white not long ago and now black.

And here is the big thing - I want to draw some artistic scrolls on this item as well, like I did on the drawer. It's gonna be hard, because I'm not good at it and it would have to be much larger and detailed. I think we have some white paint lying around but if not, I'll use light gray. Or maybe.. some darker and then paint some lighter details? I don't know!
Again, people, add comments? XD

My Alphabet, letter D

2009-07-07T18:28:00.015+02:00

Debating. I love debating as long as all parts are able to keep within some mature common lines.

Defenestration - it's just a really funny word for the act of throwing something, or someone, out the window.

Doraphilia - love of leather. Ah, leather...
But here's the thing, 'cause I hate mistreating of animals as much as the next normal person does, so I only support leather made from animals we eat. I think it's a form of showing a little more respect for the animal. Like native Americans. They promised to use the entire animal so that the body didn't go to waste.

(At time: 0:55)
The Draenei race of World of Warcraft as seen after Burning Crusade.

From when I first saw them, I wanted to play one.

It became my first level 80 character.

And remains my favourite today.
*drool*

And speaking of...
Dreaming. Day or night, dreaming is a thing no one should ever stop doing. May it be fantasy or hopes about your future. Remembering good memories or just letting your mind go. It's healthy for any living creature.

Remember that you can click the label under the blog post to view all in the Alphabet series.

Furniture!

2009-07-07T18:15:00.006+02:00

Minor update for my new room. I've just moved back in but it's still very empty.

We got the shelves. They're a bit thicker and shorter than the one on the picture I linked in the last post, but you get the idea.

And I got this furniture, only in all black.

Tell me what you think, eh?

P.S.:
I am currently working on my next addition to my alphabet. Stay updated!

About Fuckin' Finally!

2009-07-01T16:50:00.004+02:00

We are redecorating my room. We started yesterday, or I did, by stashing my stuff in boxes. Today we emptied the room and mom's fixing some bubbles in the wallpaper. Tomorrow we'll paint it and I might get some new furniture.

Speaking of furniture, my mom wants to get me a new TV. The current doesn't support 60 Hz, it's 14", built-in VHS player and it's about 8 years old. I told her I'd rather have a new office chair than a new TV, because I rarely watch TV and I watch movies on the PC anyway. A good chair would be smartest.

Anyway, we had some disagreements on the colours and all. Of course. My current room has (had) white furniture, white wooden floors and this pink paint:

Yeah it's so me, isn't it? The new paint is light gray:

And we'll add black furniture in stead. My old desk will be painted in both colours. Also thinking about shelves like this one:

Is nice!

At this very moment, I'm writing from the guest room. I'm glad the wireless seems to be working fine. Let's hope it won't get worse!

P.S.:
I've started to think...
- My wallpaper is made of fibreglass.
- Fibreglass is naturally made of... glass.
- Glass is mainly made of sand.
- Sand is rock.
- I have rock glued to my walls!

In COA we trust

2009-06-28T19:36:00.011+02:00

"I pledge allegiance to the guild tabard of the Coin Operated Army,
and to the society for which it stands, one nation on the 'Net,
indivisible, with laughs and loot for all."

Indeed!
I know there's been a lot of WoW lately in my blog and for those who doesn't give two shits when it comes to online MMORPG gaming, I am sorry. A little, anyways.

Truth is that I haven't done much else than gaming lately. Some may say that it's terrible, lame and just stupid. Some envy me. I love it!

I haven't just been playing WoW, I've also played some DS and such.. Some StepMania too. But that's about it.

Other than that, I've been "babysitting" Amandus again. He's my aunt and uncle's kid. And this time I've got pictures of his awesome babyness for you!

Ain't he just the cutest? <3

He's started answering to questions with 'yes' and 'no', like if someone asks him if he's cold or hungry. He also understand that 'three' comes after "One... Two..?", but you can barely understand it. And today when I was still asleep and they visited, he peeked into the living room and asked "Ida?" so he knows my name! :D
I hope he keeps his hair colour though, it's so darn beautiful. I just hope he won't become a football maniac like uncle is.

Cheers for Summertime!

2009-06-23T20:04:00.003+02:00

Yes! Finally no more school and time for relaxation and enjoyment! Me so happeh.

Not an awful lot has happened lately. Nothing worth blogging about. But I don't care! I'll start by telling you about the last week of school.

So we did some BBQ'ing and stuff. And that's about it. One day they didn't even register who was there, so I came in the front door, met Mia, then took the bus home again. 2 minutes of school in one day. Lovely!

I also finally got my tattoo done. You can read about it in my other blog.

My guild also had its first monthly meeting. Our guild leader uses dial-up, so she can't use Vent. She attended the meeting by sitting with her lap top in her car in a hotel parking lot. I know, it's so ghetto!

Well the meeting lasted for 2 straight hours. We got some stuff down. Things like raiding schedules and looting rules. We will have class experts and raid experts on different fields. We will have membership applications and raid applications you need to fill out on out website. We're beginning to sound like a real raid guild!

We also started doing achievement runs. Heroics made only to reach our common goal: getting the Glory of the Hero. It's an achievement for getting a list of achievements in dungeons. One is The Party's Over, where you have to kill the boss with less than 5 people in your party in a 5 man dungeon. Easily done with 4 people if you have a good party. I've got 21 out of 40 down, 8 of then with our achievement party. Great fun! Anyone interested in my achievements, can go here.

Other than that, I'm just enjoying the days as they come.. I will contact Lisa and the peeps soon and we can have a LAN or something like that. Wee!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2009-06-08T08:43:00.004+02:00

Oh boy I totally feel like blogging right now for some odd reason!

Maybe it's because the French teacher is out right now and I need to distract my brain to not overheat. Sacre bleu! (sp?)

Okay so I guess I'm not gonna have time to write everything I'd like to say, but I am typing this on touch, as my English teacher is giving us some info on exams and such.

I got hacked again this weekend. Yup, my WoW account got hacked again and I'm sick and tired of it! (Just noticed I've been writing in the Edit Html tab again...) I just can't understand why it keeps happening because

I know for a fact that my computer is malware free. I ran an in depth check last afternoon, even. And I haven't downloaded anything either, which brings me to my next point.
I haven't opened any suspicious mail or any kind from anyone except from Newgrounds and Blizzard. Both are safe and I know this.
I haven't given out any Blizzard account info. Not even my username. The only person in the world that knew my password would be Jeremy, but he would never hack me. He could just log in and take what he wanted anyway. And he knows I would let him borrow my account and/or lend him money if he needs it. Why bother?
I change my passwords regularly. They are 10 characters long at the least, and they all have upper case and lower case letters, numbers and signs. An example of a typical password would be "16Pickl%GpS42! ".

So no one knows why I've been hacked twice. I feel like my dear Becul has been raped. My poor Retadin... Oh well, she can take it.

See, I've started to think of RP (RolePlay) things for her. Just something to occupy my head with I guess. With some good help I figured she'd live with her family and then some Orcs would come and play them all, rape her mom.. and of course, enter the Draenei that would change her life and show her the path she now walks with pride and all that stuff yadda yadda.

So.. I guess my blogging is over, my teacher is coming. Bye!

My Alphabet, letter C

2009-06-04T02:11:00.008+02:00

Cable. Do I need to say more?

Cats. Don't get me started.

Champagne soda. Yum!

It's just... Oh man... Chocolate...

Cinnamon is smells so good and it is lovely in so many dishes.

Clockwork is fascinating how gears and springs can make a clock work. Actually work.

Cookies! Cookies are great!

Cooper, The.

Cuddles! I love a good cuddle! Love it!

Remember that you can click the label under the blog post to view all in the Alphabet series.

Weee!

2009-05-29T14:38:00.003+02:00

I'm off Monday and Tuesday! Looong weekend. :3

I might buy a new DS game tomorrow. I asked them to hold the game for me so I could bring my DS and try it tomorrow. It's a rhythm game called Rhythm Heaven. Do you think it's worth it?

I mean, they even got this woman to at least pretend to play it...

Clown exams!

2009-05-29T01:05:00.005+02:00

I had my art exam today. I was expecting a 2-3 (A = 6, B = 5, etc.), but I got a strong 4! That's really decent! Yay for me. Jenny got a 6! That's AWESOME!!
She also drew a clown today. I copied it and coloured!

Scary, ain't he? I love the little pedo. Click picture to see it in more details!

A Tattoo's Diary

2009-05-23T13:18:00.014+02:00

So I've decided to make my own tattoo diary. You can find it here.

My Alphabet, letter B

2009-05-19T18:47:00.016+02:00

Bats can be very cute sometimes. They also make cute noises and they're a symbol of mystery and magic.

I love Bender in Futurama. Simple as that.

Biastophilia is arousal of pseudo-rape.

Black is the new black. It's calm, it's hot and cold, it's everything you need. Except for light. I like black because it adds a nice contrast to everything else.

Blood is the symbol of life and death. The sight of it may terrify our arouse. People act so differently to this fluid that runs in or veins.

Boobs are awesome! (Later in the comic: "It's a level eighty female-only persuasion spell. We try not to overuse it.")

Butts are cool too. And some taste good.

Bytes are great, without them we wouldn't have Internet. 'Nuff said.

Remember that you can click the label under the blog post to view all in the Alphabet series.

WoW screenshots time!

2009-05-14T15:14:00.007+02:00

I dunno why I'm putting this up, but here you go.
Remember to click the images to see them clearly!

Jeremy in the gayest plate chest I've ever seen.

Random food vendor in some inn I visited. He's obviously got some bread.

Beautiful picture I took by Halls of Lightning. Now just imagine how it would look if I had my graphic settings on max and not on minimum like it is now. Click it!

Cool, I know, right? XD

Look!

2009-05-12T23:23:00.000+02:00

My Alphabet, letter A

2009-05-11T17:11:00.011+02:00

Jenny showed me a blog today, and it featured the writer's own alphabet where she took a letter and listed things she liked that started with this letter. I loved the idea, and I feel a little bad for copying it, but here we go.

So with no further ado:

Alexi Laiho is funny as hell, and quite stupid.

Amethysts are pretty.

Amychesis is the fancy word for scratching during sex.

Angora cats are so fluffy and cute.

Animation, especially stop-motion animation is enchanting.

Apples, but only the green and really crisp ones.

I hate some art, but I really like the old style paintings and such.

If you find strangulation arousing, you've got asphyxiaphilia.

Remember that you can click the label under the blog post to view all in the Alphabet series.

Say cheese!

2009-04-25T20:45:00.013+02:00

The first ever real photograph was made 1825. The first of a human in 1839.

Back then the exposure time of a camera was around 10 minutes, and this means that if you wanted to take a picture of something, it had to be perfectly still for a long time. The first picture ever to feat a human being is this:

If you study the bottom left corner you can see a man polishing his boots in the side walk. He apparently stood still long enough to get captured. The streets appear empty, but that's because everything moves too fast the the camera box to see.

Naturally, not many people had time to get their picture taken and when you did, it would take a long time just to set things up. Whenever a person did his, he or she used a device to make sure their head was still that was hidden behind them. You'll almost never see a picture from this period where someone is raising a hand or smiling.

Today most cameras use a shutter speed of under half a second. This means that taking a somewhat clear picture won't nearly take as much effort as it did 150 years ago. You can do just about any pose that doesn't require movement to capture it on film, assuming the photographer has a perfect timing.

Photographs today are a lot more varied and unique. You can take a camera anywhere and capture most events. We use pictures to show others the situation, and remember them ourselves. But not long ago I asked myself a question I haven't thought about before - why do we smile on photos?

We smile because we want to look happy, naturally. It has become a reflex to smile if someone points a camera at you. But if we take pictures to remember the past, wouldn't it be better if we showed our feelings rather than a fake smile? Unless you want the picture to be very expressive or comical, you smile.

Most people without training will have some difficulty making a forced smile look natural. I know I am never able to do it. To prevent fake smiles, photographers often say something funny to make our smile look a bit better.

The phrase "say cheese" did the trick when it was first used. Making people say a random word makes the situation comical and the word cheese also makes your mouth form a smile. For the phrase to say humorous the word 'cheese' is sometimes switched with any other random word or something associated with the situation. Today the phrase is mostly used as a signal to tell you that you've only got a second left to pose and smile before the picture is taken.

But no matter how we do it, we still want to smile on pictures. We try to make the illusion that we're happy where we are so that we can remember it as a happy moment later on. It makes me kinda sad to think that we are so desperate to make things seem happy. It only makes the contrast to the real world we live in where people are robbed and raped and kittens are crunched under stiletto heels, even more visible.

But on the other hand, we usually don't take photos in a sad situation. Maybe because we don't want to remember them. It's understandable that you don't want to stick pictures in your family album of the car crash you happened to drive by. No, those kind of pictures are only made to share information. And there are photos solely made to express something, sometimes called art.

I dunno where I'm going with this. I'm just going around in circles. I guess my point is that I find it peculiar that we smile on photographies. You go and think about that for yourself and leave a comment below.

2009-04-23T18:27:00.001+02:00

Oh yeah! I drew Lisa and Lisa drew me! We are awsum.

/bored

2009-04-19T14:47:00.004+02:00

Life... the Renowned Frontier. These are the voyages of the human Ida. Her life-long mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out happiness and new meanings, to boldly go where Ida has not gone before.

Last night, or rather this morning, I did my first real raid. I've done one before, the one with the Wiz o' Oz theme, but I wouldn't call that a real one. I visited Naxxramas, the Plague Quarter. We tried doing the boss named Noth the Plaguebringer. He's supposed to be the easiest one. But we failed. It was supposed to be a 10 man raid, but we went down to 7, with some of us being total trash. Me included.

I also saw a girl running with her little brown chihuahua a few days ago. It was so funny to watch that little rat running at full speed by its owner. Like a little brown turd with rockets. At least he got some exercise, not like that Tinkerbell dog. I feel sorry for chihuahuas. I mean, if the mother's body even manages to bring the puppies to life, the puppies can die if you even pick them up because of their large soft head and huge eyes. Mixed breeds are for the win!

The (Cold) Masquerade

2009-04-17T18:28:00.005+02:00

Not long ago me and my class got to see he final run trough of the opera 'The Masquerade' before its premier. It's a Swedish opera about how a king gets killed during a masquerade. Simple plot, not a lot of action.

It was still very nice and we loved it. The scenes and costumes, they all looked fantastic. The king had white skin and lots of make up, he sang beautifully. They all did.

My class had an art thing going about this opera, we had to make and paint masks inspired by the Renaissance. So we did. And the masks were hung up as decorations for the play. I have some bad pictures for you to look at.

My mask is the one that looks like a real face with make up on.

Here is a close-up.

Other than that, I looked out our veranda the other day, and I took this photo:

Cold, right? This was taken the 17th of April. That's one month before our national day. And usually or national day has dry streets and green buds on the trees. I don't think this one will be any different. But it's always interesting to know that the weather can change so quickly.
Also, I've heard that most people on this planet don't have snow at this time of year. So there. Another way to show you I'm special. :)

Big day

2009-04-14T16:33:00.002+02:00

Today was a very big day for a friend of mine. She got her ears pierced.

And yes, it's not a big deal but to Lisa it really was. Lisa is afraid of anything sharp and pointy. She hates syringes and she swore that she'd never get anything pierced.

Today she did. And I am really proud of her courage.

It's that time of year...

2009-04-11T15:37:00.003+02:00

Happeh Easter!

Watched a Movie Today

2009-04-10T03:26:00.005+02:00

You don't talk about Blogger.
You don't talk about Blogger.
When someone stops updating, or says they're gonna stop blogging, even if he's just faking it, the blog is over.
Only one guy at a user.
One one post at the time.
They write whatever they want.
The blogs go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first time at Blogger, you have to post.

Oh well

2009-04-04T16:22:00.001+02:00

I guess I have to wait a month or so...
*sulk*

Tattoos

2009-04-02T16:59:00.004+02:00

I visited Tattoo World today, our best local tattoo shop (and the only place I use). I asked them about getting a tattoo and they're booked for four whole weeks! A month? Damn, I thought. But he told me that he might have some time this Saturday. I left my name and number and I really hope I get a message saying that something opened up. Fingers crossed!!

What's this?

2009-04-01T22:39:00.006+02:00

IT'S CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED WHEY MAX, MOTHER FUCKING BIATCH!!!

Sick not Good

2009-03-28T00:46:00.002+01:00

I've kinda given up on the favicon thing. I really really want it to work, but I've tried everything I can do. Sadly I'm no HTML artist.

So I've been playing a lot of WoW lately. It's fun, sure, but I kinda get tired from time to time. I'm glad I'm going out for a movie with a good friend tomorrow. Get some change. I hope we find a good and scary thriller!

I'm tired of being sick. I've been sick for a few days and I missed my two first school days Wednesday and Thursday. I really wish I didn't, because apart from those, I had a perfect record. Oh well...

Finally!

2009-03-26T18:01:00.004+01:00

I grew tired of my old blog layout and decided to get a new one. This time it's a bit more modern, adult and stylish. The theme is Art Nouveau inspired, a style I have grown fond of.

I am currently working on changing the URL icon too (the picture that appears with the link in your bookmarks and to the left of the URL in your browser), which will match the template.

->
Made it myself :)

Snowy snow

2009-02-27T15:50:00.004+01:00

Snow updates!

Wednesday: More snow and less wind.
Thursday: Less snow and no wind.
Friday: Bright sunshine and cool weather.

The little House in the snow storm

2009-02-24T13:41:00.003+01:00

Ah, nothing is like a good winter storm when our teachers decide to go look at old buildings. I took lots of pictures, of course, and I put some of them in a slideshow for you.

Fun? It was. I was wearing a skirt and I didn't feel the cold at all. Woollen pantihose, woollen stockings to my thighs and thick things I wear around my ankles on top of that (dunno what to call 'dem tube-ish creations), that also keeps the snow out of my awesome GORE-TEX® shoes. Kinda funny watching the other girls in my class freeze their tiny asses off in their tight jeans.

All in all a good day. I honestly love stormy weather, and snow in particular, as long as I'm dressed for the occasion. And I was. And I had fun.

STOP! Bloggürtimez!

2009-02-17T17:48:00.005+01:00

Bloggerz timez lols.

So, I'm bored. Again. And I feel like writing. I dunno why you keep reading this bullshit, but congratulations on spending minutes of your life on me. You make me happy.

Uhm yeah, so what's new in my life? I started using Ventrillo with my guild for chats. It's great fun and I often have to bite my tongue when I'm listening to the guys to keep myself from waking my mum up at night. Joe's Gayroom is great. And I've been told that if my English would have an accent, it would be British or Australian, not the classical Norwenglish. This pleases me.

I've got a few characters now, like my Draenei Paladin (DPS) is sixty.. five? I think so. And my Dwarf Hunter (Beast) is 29. BG time! I also have some other alts. And Jeremy stole my account and made a Forsaken Priest on some random RPPvP server! He needed one for his Warrior.

Also started my DK. DK's are ok. I suck at it for now though. Human she is. Blood.
What else? Well school is going fine, I'm getting used to it again after the Christmas break. My class was contacted by a transportation firm, they wanted us to make their logo. Well, they're pretty smart 'cause the first prize is 1000,-, and if they contacted a logo making firm it would've cost them a lot more. On the other hand, they wanted the logo to have a black background, a polar bear, the Tromsø bridge AND the cathedral. They also wanted the moon to shine on the water. And of course, they wanted to write their name (North) in the northern light colours. Green, purple, white, and so forth. It's stupid. Really unprofessional.

I've also drawn some stuff lately. Not exactly happy with it, but I think I did a decent job compared to my previous works. Yeah. You can see them here if you want. I drew a Fuzzy Bunny of Doom for Scott, one of the cooler and smarter guys in my guild. A smartass too. Anyway it's fun drawing a little. I need the practice. Artsy arts.

And for the record: I love Chris' drum set for Guitar Hero World Tour. It's awesome sauce in a can! Seal of approval to you.

sigh

2009-01-28T12:16:00.001+01:00

I'm bored.

WoW-no!

2009-01-23T17:21:00.004+01:00

Brace yourselves, for Sylvanas Windrunner, Tyrande Whisperwind, Jaina Proudmoore, Aegwynn and Brigitte Abbendis, all in one body, have written a blog, and you, human, will now be able to read it.

I am Awesome, and because of this I can even make High General Brigitte Abbendis have lesbian sex with Sylvanas in front of the Stormwind bank.

My name is A Decay Worms.

So! It's well passed Christmas and the server is down. Again. So I'm blogging.
Yep, that's right, I've started playing WoW. And I do enjoy it. A lot.
My main is part of a Pally duo, a level 52 DPS. My partner in crime is a Tank. Draenei are hot. hotter than elves, male trolls and any other together! Hah!

Moving on!

My name is Creamy Woads.

Last day of school before Christmas.. We were all supposed to wear as much red as possible.

Ina looking awesome, and our lovely IT guy trying to look as red as possible.

Ze twins.

Marie and Anette looking like they often do. Hate cameras. Our two Hot Topic and Tokyo Hotel girls.

Chris. Being pink.

Our school.

Mia being scary.

Classmates doing tacos.

My name is Mead Raws Coy.

Chris is not in my class, but he was allowed to join us. Lisa digs him.

Mia wanted to be more red than me, but we were both pretty darn red!

Last but not least a showdown with Eero vs. Chris!

Yes, his nails are painted pink too.

Merry Christmas!

So there's that..

My name is A Warmed Cosy.

I got money for Christmas, which is what I wanted, so I'm good.

And that's it I guess.
I'm not in the mood for making my post look all fancy and stuff. I'm just gonna write for now. You may call this a work or art? Writing one's mind is art. Right?

I had a pizza party at some pizza place for my 18th birthday. We were 15 people having as much pizza as we could eat. I love it, and I hope they did too.

Uh what else.. Chris is joining me and Jeremy on our American server. I'm glad he does, even though he has to go through a lot of trouble. He's so gonna help me level my BElf Rogue (that's his main).

And for the record, I love Locks. they're fun to play, easy to level, and my undead lady has the coolest name - Leprosy.

And here's my beloved main!

Paraphilias

2008-12-18T21:02:00.011+01:00

Paraphilias are fun. I like the fact that everyone's got one. There are phelias for being attracted to women, phelias for being attracted to men, for being attracted to both, or neither. I have a list of my paraphilias too. I found most of them at this website. And some on Wikipedia of course. I have about 14 at the moment, but I know there are more. Amongst these there are...

- Agonophilia
- Algophilia
- Asphyxiaphilia
- Odaxelagnia
- Stigmatophilia
- Trichophilia (only long)

(Yes, due to the lastmentioned, this picture excites me.)

So there you go. Have fun thinking I'm strange. Or just normal with a boldness? I dunno. I hope you enjoy my blog one way or the other. Maybe you have a reading fetish?

Oh and that's Flagellation, by the way, they're a new Death/Trash Metal band I just found. Swedish. They've only got 9 published songs yet, but they rule. Click here if you want a better look, or here if you wanna listen to them on MySpace.

Notice how the 2nd to the right looks a bit like Skwisgaar?

Taller than a tree!

Yesh!

2008-12-18T17:51:00.008+01:00

WOODEN SPOONS!

So I've been too lazy to blog. No big deal. I think? I'll try to make things short, but I have a lot of boring things to tell so get some popcorn, maybe go to the bathroom on your way and prepare yourself!

First I'm gonna rant a little about cyclist. See I have a 10 minute bus ride to and from school every day, and sometimes, way too often, cyclists block the bus without letting it pass.
The road is just wide enough for two buses to pass without touching, but there's a side walk there too, a big one, so that people and cyclists don't need to step out in the road. Still 4/5 of them go into the streets on the other side.
I know the rules say that they should use the road, but when they're going up a large hill, and there are four different buses with people trying to make it in time for school and work, they should use the side walk when it's not even being used by anyone!
Thanks to the bastards I've been late five times. Cause the bus had to drive behind them. Thank you so very fucking much. :D

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Second I wanna talk about the moon. The moon on the 11th of December to be exact. It was the brightest moon I've ever seen with my own eyes. Every morning, on my way to the bus, I have to climb this really steep path, and when I reached the top I was looking at the ground at first when I saw the light. I thought someone had put up a work light or something. You know, the big and square ones you find at construction sites? Well I looked up and there I saw the brightest moon ever. I mean really, it shone so bright it lightened up the whole ground. And that particular place is usually pitch black in the morning... It was so beautiful.

And the day after (I think), when I was on my way home I saw the moon again, only this time it was bright orange. Like this picture it was! Maybe a bit brighter, but it was a dark, warm, rich orange, almost red. It was surrounded by a wonderful ring of light and it was hiding behind a thin layer of black clouds in the black sky like it was a veil to hide away the smile of a fair lady.

I have never seen a moon like that one here in Tromsø. Moons like that are not common here at all. I'm glad I got to see it before it changed.

Question: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Answer: Subordinate Clauses.

Okay, so what's next? I'm not writing about our Red Day, cause I need the pictures for that.. Oh yeah, had my first real piece of pie the other day. With eggs (yuck!), ham and cheese. Tiny thing. And it was sooo goooood. I watched Weebl and Bob while eating with Lisa. ;)

When come back bring pie.
Wanker.

I'll try to see if I can think of more to blog about. As I said, I need to add some pictures to Photobucket before I can blog about last day at school.

2008-11-17T13:16:00.004+01:00

Eh, I'm not feeling very well.

I'm tired of this Bitch King nonsense. I think it's unfair that they're stronger than everyone else.. It just makes it hard for us little people to have fun. Well anyway, it's not like I have plans any time soon. I know that there's some crazy loon that wants to get the games for me, but I'm 90% sure that it won't happen. It's just my luck. Thanks though.

Furthermore, I have way too much school work to do and I'm so mad at the teachers when they say that if everyone works throughout the day you won't have any homework at all. Well, glue a rubber dong to my forehead and call me a unicorn, that ain't happening as long as they keep giving us this much! *snort*

Learning has become harder and harder over the years. Adults today have higher expectations to their kids' academic levels than their parents had to them. Not to mention that my generation of students started school when we were six years old. Not seven, as all the others before us were. Maybe it's because we seem to mature slower than usual. If I only had a shiny penny every time my mum would rant about how responsible she was and how better she was than me. How she babysat kids in the neighbourhood and earned money when she was only 12! I mean, good Gods, did she have to write four pages about immigrants in America and still finish a painting, studying to a history test about Rome and Old Greece, all in one day, without the two hours in the middle of the day, made for doing homework, cause you have to sit in that little office and wait for people to bring in money from OD because they're too stupid to do it in time!? Huh??
Didn't think so.

So I guess I won't have time for playing games either. I have too much to do!
I get home at four, surf the net and play Phoenix Wright for a couple of hours, spend an hour on IMVU so my bloody stalker won't start spamming me about how lonely she is and how much she misses me, and then, of course, there's the daily yelling from mum, and then I spend some more hours gaming bad flash games cause I don't have any games myself. And I'm supposed to borrow Kingdom Hearts soon from Lisa, AND I have three Phoenix games to finish. Ugh!

Yeah, yeah, I know I'm just ranting like a spoiled brat right now, so I'll stop soon. I just wanted to write it down for everyone to see if I seem a bit edgy today. Or tomorrow. Or the week after.

I wonder how long that bloody Bitch King wave will take..

Shoop da Woop!

2008-11-06T18:10:00.011+01:00

I'mma firin' mah laz0r! DOCTOR OCTO-OCTOPUS! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Indeeds.

I'm lazy. Very lazy. And therefore I will not include any pictures today. I think (might change my mind, right?). But I will take this liberty with a light heart, for I have been a good blogger lately. I might not write often, but when I write, I write a lot. And I write everything that has been 'bloggable' since last time I blogged.

Wow, and now I've forgotten it all! Okay..

Oh, I got one!

I've turned into an even bigger dethfan lately. A dethfan would be a fan of Dethklok, the fictional metal band. Google it, you fat bastard, if you don't know them.
I've grown fond of Charles, Dethklok's lawyer, manager and voice of reason against their constant disregard of law and logic.

Here's a video showing his awesomness:

Furthermore, I've finally made myself a deviantART account and I might just add some artwork sometime. Being pictures or maybe stories I've written. We'll just have to wait and see.
With this account I am able to find a lot of interesting pictures of Dethklok. Fan art and such. And I luff it! It's so much fun to sit for hours and hours and look for pictures there. Nathan and Charles are my favourites. And after that Toki comes on a second. And I think I like Pickles more than the other two remaining, which will have to fight for not being on the bottom of my favlist. But I still love all of them. I really do. DETHKOK RULES!

My (current) favourite Dethklok song

OH! And happy 20th, Vinjar! I miss you so much. I miss all of you over there..
Vinjar is a good friend of mine, and my friends. I met him via one my exes, and we've been friends since then. We'll be going there by the end of the month, and I need him to get me a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. A bottle, all for my self. I'm gonna be so drunk I need to hang on when I'm lying on the floor! I can't wait.

I'll add more to this blog when I can remember more (edit it).

2008-10-28T18:52:00.018+01:00

Let's party!
(That's Chris btw.)

Indeed, it is time for me to blog again and this time I will show you pictures I have taken recently (like I haven't done that before!). I must, however, apologize for the poor quality of the pictures. I gotta get myself a real camera soon.

I will start off with this lovely picture of the moon I took long ago:
Here you can see the moon and the Ishavskatedral (tiny triangle building) on the other side of the sea. You can see the lights on the bridge and the street by my own home.

Next a pic of the OD office door. We have notes, a poster in the window, and even out own door tag. We are so proud of our little office!

And here's the gang. With Chris, Lisa, Ina (back) and Sanna with the cool pink hair.

And I slept over at Sindre's last weekend, it was great fun. Here comes his epic Warhammer 40,000 collection! To the right under here you can see my cold one and to the left, more of his works.

Oooh epic.. I wish I could sell this and have the money myself. He's got like 25 boxes of this stuff!

Oh yeah. And this is the stuff we ate while painting:

Call us crazy, but we had this much candy to eat and our goal was to eat ourselves to death. We had a HUGE bag of chips, we had hot candy, gummy candy, chocolate, sodas, more chips, more licorice, more chocolate, sweets and sours, caramels and.. And.. Well.

We don't have gummy bears in Norway. Only these sourish gummy bear look-alikes. But we do have gummy men! In Norwegian they're called something like 'tough men' (in lack of a better word for being stretchy), and they're about two inches tall and rolled in sugar! Yum. There is the original tough men, the "new" tough women (they have boobs), and the newest member of the family is the sour, screaming babies. Just like the tough men, only sour in taste. No one likes them.

While nomming these we had an excellent idea: let's make them have sex! Yay!! But now that I am writing this I also remember that these are men, so not only did we make sweet porn, but sweet gay porn! Mwahahaha.

Breast cancer awareness day, and this year, you could donate your own bra and they would hang it up in the middle of our mall. Fancy that.

Go boobies!!

Wonder if they've been washed...

Topping it all off with a drawing I did the other day. I love marionettes.

Long time, no blog!

2008-10-18T23:47:00.011+02:00

"Hello there! I'm the governator. Also known, as the gummy bear of Candy-Cornia."
Oddest. Metal vocals. Ever. *spasm* But more about that later.

It's been a long time, and a lot has happened since last time I blogged (much to my dismay and annoyance). I just hope I can write some of it down before I get tired of blogging. Oh yes... There is a lot to tell you about... *folds palms in the form of a pyramid, fingertips resting against the same finger of the opposite hand, eyes glowing in the darkness, lips in a wicked smile that would frighten any mortal, then suddenly turns into a sweet smile as the room lits up, bright colors filling the room* Let's begin, shall we?

We attended at the art gallery/performance/music thing at Åsgård. You know, where we hung our paintings. Me and Lisa had to go after like 45 minutes because of our Operation Days Work meeting that day. And about half of the time was taken when the girl behind me had a fit and began to spasm and make weird noises. She was ok though, she started to hyperventilate and then she came to herself. She was able to walk on her own feet out and to the ambulance outside. I'm glad she was ok. Scared the hell otta me!

And in front of me sat this fondation gang. You know, black hair, HUGE bubble jackets in bright red or royal blue, shiny like they're wet or oiled. And they're often in L or even XL when the girls are typical Ss and small Ms. I had to sit on my side since the girl in front of me wasn't smart enough to keep her jacket on the INSIDE of the chair, but hanging over the back and that gave me like two feet of space. I might be short, but femurs are NOT that short. She was too busy sending her little fondation boy lackey to get candy from the stand over there. Giggeling, sucking her lolly.. Ugh.

Yesh, so me and Lisa took the bus to our school and had our meeting. Which has been taking a lot of my time lately. The International day that we are organizing is this Thursday and we're two months behind schedule. Hooray!! And only four out of 8 are working. Stupid, idiotic, lazy ass 1st graders!!
Also, I've gotten to know Chris much better as well as Ina and Sanna, that weird partially pink-haired weirdo. I've also started my own MyAnimeList list and I was stunned when my completed list was 52 animes long. Boy I really need a hobby. *looks at Currently Watching list and thinks that it's been a long time since I updated Soul Eater.. Gotta see if the new episode is out..*

Alright that's two of the 5 things I wanted to write about covered.. I think?

Next up is my weird dream. I really don't wanna write it, but I think I should. It was really weird (duh) and one of my longest that I can remember. Feel free to find out what inner struggles I have!

So it started with me and some friend trying to find the fastest way through our school. We found a big painting and used it as a secret passage to the next room. This room was huge and empty. The stone floor was black and white tiled and the white, cold light came from tall glass windows on one wall. I think some people appeared out of no where in this cube room (the ceiling was very high), and when we turned to look at the painting, we only saw the painting with glass. It wasn't a secret passage any longer.
She turns to go into the room, and I see in the reflection of the painting, three or four guys closing in on me. I see their hands are raised like they are going to grab me. I scream to attract the other peoples attention as they do. One of the men grabs me and holds my legs, letting my body lie on the floor, face down.
I feel a sharp pain in my lower back. Like a dagger, piercing through my clothes, touching my skin. I was scared, and so were the other people in the room. I think I even started to cry (?) when I felt the pain. I didn't want to die! Anyway. they made the other people say something random like "That's the way the cookie crumbles", or something like that by asking a question, and making them answer two times. The third time it was a trick question and I was tricked. Then he laughed at me and I said the right answer, which was "That's a good idea". I then said it, turned my body, still in the grasp of the man, and lifted my upper body till I was facing him, telling him that he was making me scared and then asking me trick questions. That obviously made it hard for me to think straight and that it was mean to laugh. Then I said that I probably made him mad and that he's going to kill me now as I turned to my previous position. He chuckles and lets me go. I look at the people that are with him. They are leading the others into the next room. He turned and said to me 'But I didn't,' and then winked at me with a smile. He also tells me to sat in this room as he follows the others. I walk on my hands and knees to the door. It's open, and covered by heavy curtains. I remember the fabric as if it was real.. Scarlet, shiny and half transparent. The fabric was.. hard in a way. Like plastic.
I lift it away with my left hand, peeping inside. It's half dark, and the lighting is multi colored. Mostly red and yellow. Some purple too. In front of me, against the wall to the right, is a small tribune. I would guess it was not more than 3 1.5 meters long and 3 meters tall. In front of them on the floor the man that held me was standing as he was a circus manager. Not dressed like one, but acting like one. To my far left is a band.
Every time I look in there's something new going on. I'm sorry I can only remember bits of it, because they were all so fun to watch from the floor where I sat. And every time I take my head out the room is filled with more people. I don't know why they're there, but it's like they are just hanging out or waiting for something.
I remember meeting Lena, someone from my class. And Linn. Linn was wearing a bright orange price tag from Rema. And I pointed at it and she took it off. It must have gotten there when she hold an item from the store or something. She was sad though, and I asked her what was wrong. Oh, nothing she said. And she walked passed me.
One of the shows inside had a large leopard cub with a Naruto ninja bandanna. It was rolling on the floor, playing as the main act of the show was doing its thing.
Another is the one I remember the most. It had a 2 meter tall geisha with the makeup and the hair and the everything. She was playing with a fan, using it to trow some flour looking white dust in the air and catching it. She threw it in the air, and it turns into a dust cloud for a second before landing on the fan again in a tidy pyramid. She does it again, this time catching it in a glass bottle. The third time she blows it in the face of the audience, and as they cover their faces, it turns into colorful confetti, and then palm-sized balloons. Mia, another girl from my class, caught red one and popped it in her hands, smiling.
The last one I can remember was a stone maze of some sort. Can't remember why it was there.
Every now and then the man that held me came out for a small break before he got on stage again. He must have been in his late 20's. But very attractive. Very handsome. His eyes were blue, and he had short, dark hair. He looks at me and he tells me that his eye got hurt under the show. A shadow prevents me from seeing his left eye. He then says thank you and smiles. My eyesight suddenly gets blurry and I lift my left hand to my left eye and says "You didn't just..?" and then I close mt left eye, only seeing with my right. Still blurry. I close my right and open my left. It's much more blurry and I can only see the room, but empty. No people. For me, this meant I was blind. He just took my left eye. I look closer at his eyes and he lets me. His right eye is blue, but his left is gray, like mine, only with golden details. My eyes have slight yellow/orange ones, but not was strong. And as I look the golden takes over and the eye turns golden, pure metallic golden, with a dark edge around the iris. Much like the picture here, only pure gold, and the pupil was smaller and the dark edge a bit darker and thinner. I was fascinated. And frustrated. I knew this guy had powers that weren't human. He took my eye and replaced it with his own, the changed the colour, and it didn't even hurt me. I tried to show someone that was waling out of the room, and she saw it, thought it was cool, and then moved on. She kinda "carefaced" it.

And that's about it. I can't remember more. Weird dream, huh?

I can't remember anything else I want to write about. Except for the new band Jeremy told me about, called Austrian Death Machine. It's a humorous band, a side project by some dude. It features Arnold the governator. The album is called Total Brutal. Loooove it! So funny.

I'll update if I find anything else I wanna blog about.

So long, meatbags!

Hello again readers

2008-10-07T23:56:00.004+02:00

Okay, it's been some time since I wrote something and thought I would update my blog for the time being. It's late, it's Tuesday, and I'm not tired really. Which is pretty well done for my standards. I haven't done anything special - yet. I think. Well, nothing worth calling special.

I met Kine this last weekend. I haven't seen her since the summer before this one, so it was pretty neat. Not only was it great to spend some time with my good friend, but we also went to the cinema café, and they had something we don't have in Tromsø: Skittles. I had to try it, even if it was for a price..

Kine bought some Junior Mints. I don't like mint and chocolate. But she loved it with her mint coffee she ordered.

Skittles are very strange. And I was kinda expecting my tongue to change colour, but it didn't. And the purple ones tastes like medicine. I liked the red ones and the green and the orange. Yum!!

-Taste the rainbow.

Yeah and we finished our paintings today. Today. And my painting sucked big time. The theme was 'shame', and they're all gonna hang in the local 'Loco Hospital' named Åsgård. And here's the paintings:

There's one here I like allot - the purple one with the rainbow monster. Eero, my Finnish weird friend painted a girl doing drugs.

Jenny painted the one with the tall houses and the little man and the dog in the middle here.

And here's mine. In the upper right corner.

Jenny taking pics of the paintings just like I just did.

And of course I'll let you have a closer look..

You may laugh at will. But this is the unfinished version, mind you,
It was supposed to be about homophobia. The guy here has gay parents and he hates them for it.
I love gays! It's just that I didn't want to paint someone hiding in a dark corner like everyone else did..

The teacher called me a colourist.

Jeremy told me that he really liked his eye. That it really showed emotion and maybe dismay? Anyway, thanks for cheering me up, bud. :)

Furthermore I worked like hell on my English paper today. I'm pretty proud of it! I had to show the teacher that I'm capable of finding info about studying abroad and then write about it. Stuff as much info into a paper and make it look pretty in other words. But we had to write it as a profile/diary/journal to make it more interesting. "My student profile in 2013" was the headline. Two pages about.. Let's see... SAT and ACT tests, forms and collages, student visas and stuff like that. It takes forever to gather info! And I even had Jeremy to help me. My inside guy. *wink*

Oh, and on top of that I wrote this blog in touch, so I bet I'm faster now than I was before. And that's great.

Weee.

2008-09-29T19:43:00.007+02:00

So I was busy all weekend being with the OD (Huge, Norwegian version of the American Operation Day's Work (ODW)) seminar. We had lectures from 18:00 am to 11:30 pm Friday, 8:30 - 21:00 (or something) on Saturday and 8:30 - 16:00 (or something) on Sunday. And I barely had any sleep at all on top of that!

But it was so much fun I wouldn't trade it for anything and I will join next year!

We met allot of interesting people and did allot of interesting things, like watching anime on the screen in the classroom we were sleeping in. Great hit! But I have two favorite events that we did on our spare time.

Firstly, night to Sunday me and Lisa noticed that Kjetil, our new cute little buddy, looked allot like L from Death Note when he sat like him in his chair.. He wore a white shirt and dark pants, his black hair was messy and everything.

This is what he looked like when we saw the resemblance.

So he let me put on some eyeliner and I showed him a video on YouTube for him to see who L was. I think he liked him ;)

And Chris-Daniel had a real Death Note, and he let us borrow it for taking pictures! Thanks Chris! I owe you one jar of sex.

First pic of him with makeup, without socks and with blue pants.

An L cosplay without cake is not an L cosplay.

This one is very L if you ask me. Looks just like him.

Snapshot of Kjetil as the little cutie he is.

Lisa going crazy in the background. She is even wearing a t-shirt with L on there, but you can't see it. I bet she gasmed when he posed for us!

Now, remember that Kjetil is only like 14, so give him 3-6 years and he'll be the perfect L. Thanks Kjetil! I owe you some cake!

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The second of my two favorite memories is the best one in fact.

We were 90 students in the auditorium, and suddenly everything goes dark. Of course, this makes every pussy teen girl scream because we just watched the scary part of The Grudge:

Ok, so suddenly someone starts banging on the walls and the lights go off. Some dark guy drags the two girl leaders out, leaving us alone. Suddenly another dark person comes in, corpse makeup, black dress and all. She starts picking out random people and placing them by the door. She takes them out and comes in again. Takes out 6 new people and takes them out, then comes back for more. When it's finally my turn, Lisa and Kjetil was picked as well so we went together.

On the 3rd floor we saw the windows to the stairs were covered in black plastic bags, so we went in. Right there a guy in the same makeup and a black suit in the darkness brings us down the stairs slowly and then takes us to a dark room.

A lady, tall and in a black dress takes us in shows us a tiny dark room used to develop photos. She closes the door behind us and in the pitch dark room we hear some wheezing. Like a dry corpse. I, as always, walk towards him, first in line, and he tells us some bullshit about having one's life dear to us. (Later we heard that he just came really close to someone's face and then yelled loudly when another group was inside) Then he suddenly walks towards me and I back off. He comes closer, I back off. The others are so scared I have to ask them to open the door and we come out.

Then we have to pass a madman writing on the blackboard. It's filled with hand marks and chalk, it looks like he's been writing and wiping it out for hours. We also have to pass a guy sitting completely still by a lit candle as he glares into nothing. If someone touched him a they climbed over his leg, he would scream 'boo' or something to scare them.

So we pass through a maze of desks and then have to run from this guy that is crawling, turning, rolling and spasming on the floor that chases us if we come too close. Then we have to go up some stairs, and I was half way up as I watch the others trying to get passed him.

Suddenly someone screams from above and this one was the only one that really scared me! A woman, (small, really cute and childish irl) with blonde pig tails, a childish white night gown drenched in blood and finger marks RUNS down the stairs while screaming that someone killed her child. She's also carrying a big, bloody doll. I run down, everyone does, and she grabs Kjetil and shakes him. "WHERE'S THE MURDERER? WHO KILLED MY BABY?! AAAAAGH!!"
So we get otta there, out of the room and the one that brought us in tells us that we're done and can relax in the library. We meet the other people there and at the end all the leaders comes as well.

I really loved their scary prank. It was soooo fun! I kept imagining everything as a PC game. Like a Valve game or something. Wow.